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The Grinch Visits Foxborough, MA

 

“Look at Maye pass, look at him run

The rest of this game will be so much fun

This game will be easy, it will be a cinch

Who is afraid of the big bad Grinch?”

 

“The Who's of Foxborough let out a great cheer

The Division is ours let’s hang a banner this year.

Maye scored from the eight, he scored from the seven

The Who's cheers of joy reached into the heavens"

 

“The Pats lead the Grinch Twenty-one to zero

Drake Maye is now the AFC East Hero

This game is over, the division is wrapped

This game is over, put on our Who caps

The Pats are our hero's they are so great

We beat the Grinch, let's celebrate!”

 

“The Grinch scored a touchdown, we have nothing to fear

our Divisional title soon will be here.

Keep on your t-shirts, and keep donning your caps

The Grinch can't maintain their run gaps”

 

"The Grinch made adjustments to stop the Pats after the half

Let's see who cajoles, and who has the last laugh?

The Grinch took the field in the second half with a sneer

I'll stop all the Who cheers coming from here"

 

“The Grinch scored again, but he's a big phony

The Grinch is nothing, but a one trick pony

We are the Who's our win is so near

Our team will win; we have nothing to fear”

 

“The Grinch has come in, to steal all our gifts

Certainly, the Pats will give us a lift

The Grinch scored again, but it is ok

We have Drake Maye to still save the day”

 

“The Grinch read the pass, he stole the ball

this game is going badly; this is no fun at all”

 

“The Grinch had scored touchdowns four tries in a row

The Grinch leered and sneered having fun in the snow

The Who’s were not happy, this is not fun

stop all this passing and go to the run”

 

“Henderson is fast, he is so quick

he scored so fast he even made the Grinch sick”

 

“The Grinch was on fire, the Grinch brought his friends

The Grinch stole our fun, Is this how the game ends?”

 

“The Grinch stole the game; he stole the Who’s fun

he grinned the brightest when the game was done

Some Who’s were sad and some let out boos

The Grinch even made little Stephon Who sad too.”

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Yes. I think we are and I'm good with that.

I remarked to my father yesterday about how many times they and Brady did something similar to the Bills over the years. We'd have a hot start, think we were in a great place just to watch the Empire win it in the end. We turned those tables yesterday and man was it nice.

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6 minutes ago, That's No Moon said:

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Yes. I think we are and I'm good with that.

I remarked to my father yesterday about how many times they and Brady did something similar to the Bills over the years. We'd have a hot start, think we were in a great place just to watch the Empire win it in the end. We turned those tables yesterday and man was it nice.

 

Anything that ruins Patriot celebrations is a good day at the office.

 

With Mahomes out, with Burrow out... with Jackson hanging on by a thread, yes the Bills are the baddies!

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The Patriots and their fanbase are the Whos? Maybe if the question is "Who's the most unlikeable team and fanbase in professional sports?", otherwise I don't see it. 🤷‍♂️

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4 minutes ago, transient said:

The Patriots and their fanbase are the Whos? Maybe if the question is "Who's the most unlikeable team and fanbase in professional sports?", otherwise I don't see it. 🤷‍♂️

If the Grinch is visiting Foxborough, then who are the Who's????

 

Seemed pretty obvious...

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Just now, RocCityRoller said:

If the Grinch is visiting Foxborough, then who are the Who's????

 

Seemed pretty obvious...

For someone who just wrote a Dr. Seuss inspired narrative about a football game, your response is a bit on edge. :lol: 

 

I'm not critiquing your work, I was having a little fun at the Patriots and their fanbases expense in saying I can't picture those Massholes in the role of a cute, cuddly, meek, well meaning people under any circumstances.

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38 minutes ago, RocCityRoller said:

Allengrinch.thumb.webp.f333eecfeb5634ede2ed4056545d3b68.webp

 

The Grinch Visits Foxborough, MA

 

“Look at Maye pass, look at him run

The rest of this game will be so much fun

This game will be easy, it will be a cinch

Who is afraid of the big bad Grinch?”

 

“The Who's of Foxborough let out a great cheer

The Division is ours let’s hang a banner this year.

Maye scored from the eight, he scored from the seven

The Who's cheers of joy reached into the heavens"

 

“The Pats lead the Grinch Twenty-one to zero

Drake Maye is now the AFC East Hero

This game is over, the division is wrapped

This game is over, put on our Who caps

The Pats are our hero's they are so great

We beat the Grinch, let's celebrate!”

 

“The Grinch scored a touchdown, we have nothing to fear

our Divisional title soon will be here.

Keep on your t-shirts, and keep donning your caps

The Grinch can't maintain their run gaps”

 

"The Grinch made adjustments to stop the Pats after the half

Let's see who cajoles, and who has the last laugh?

The Grinch took the field in the second half with a sneer

I'll stop all the Who cheers coming from here"

 

“The Grinch scored again, but he's a big phony

The Grinch is nothing, but a one trick pony

We are the Who's our win is so near

Our team will win; we have nothing to fear”

 

“The Grinch has come in, to steal all our gifts

Certainly, the Pats will give us a lift

The Grinch scored again, but it is ok

We have Drake Maye to still save the day”

 

“The Grinch read the pass, he stole the ball

this game is going badly; this is no fun at all”

 

“The Grinch had scored touchdowns four tries in a row

The Grinch leered and sneered having fun in the snow

The Who’s were not happy, this is not fun

stop all this passing and go to the run”

 

“Henderson is fast, he is so quick

he scored so fast he even made the Grinch sick”

 

“The Grinch was on fire, the Grinch brought his friends

The Grinch stole our fun, Is this how the game ends?”

 

“The Grinch stole the game; he stole the Who’s fun

he grinned the brightest when the game was done

Some Who’s were sad and some let out boos

The Grinch even made little Stephon Who sad too.”

Brilliant! The Grinchs' MVP odds grew 3 times larger that day!

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2 minutes ago, transient said:

For someone who just wrote a Dr. Seuss inspired narrative about a football game, your response is a bit on edge. :lol: 

 

I'm not critiquing your work, I was having a little fun at the Patriots and their fanbases expense in saying I can't picture those Massholes in the role of a cute, cuddly, meek, well meaning people under any circumstances.

LOL that is what made it fun. They were talking about a Cap and T-shirt game....

 

Folks like Dave Portnoy were talking such smack.

 

Then the nasty old Bills showed up... The Bills are now the 'Evil Empire' in this AFC playoffs.

 

Happy Holidays friend!

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5 minutes ago, RocCityRoller said:

LOL that is what made it fun. They were talking about a Cap and T-shirt game....

 

There are so many butt-naked needy children in the third world that desperately need these.

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1 hour ago, RocCityRoller said:

Allengrinch.thumb.webp.f333eecfeb5634ede2ed4056545d3b68.webp

 

The Grinch Visits Foxborough, MA

 

“Look at Maye pass, look at him run

The rest of this game will be so much fun

This game will be easy, it will be a cinch

Who is afraid of the big bad Grinch?”

 

“The Who's of Foxborough let out a great cheer

The Division is ours let’s hang a banner this year.

Maye scored from the eight, he scored from the seven

The Who's cheers of joy reached into the heavens"

 

“The Pats lead the Grinch Twenty-one to zero

Drake Maye is now the AFC East Hero

This game is over, the division is wrapped

This game is over, put on our Who caps

The Pats are our hero's they are so great

We beat the Grinch, let's celebrate!”

 

“The Grinch scored a touchdown, we have nothing to fear

our Divisional title soon will be here.

Keep on your t-shirts, and keep donning your caps

The Grinch can't maintain their run gaps”

 

"The Grinch made adjustments to stop the Pats after the half

Let's see who cajoles, and who has the last laugh?

The Grinch took the field in the second half with a sneer

I'll stop all the Who cheers coming from here"

 

“The Grinch scored again, but he's a big phony

The Grinch is nothing, but a one trick pony

We are the Who's our win is so near

Our team will win; we have nothing to fear”

 

“The Grinch has come in, to steal all our gifts

Certainly, the Pats will give us a lift

The Grinch scored again, but it is ok

We have Drake Maye to still save the day”

 

“The Grinch read the pass, he stole the ball

this game is going badly; this is no fun at all”

 

“The Grinch had scored touchdowns four tries in a row

The Grinch leered and sneered having fun in the snow

The Who’s were not happy, this is not fun

stop all this passing and go to the run”

 

“Henderson is fast, he is so quick

he scored so fast he even made the Grinch sick”

 

“The Grinch was on fire, the Grinch brought his friends

The Grinch stole our fun, Is this how the game ends?”

 

“The Grinch stole the game; he stole the Who’s fun

he grinned the brightest when the game was done

Some Who’s were sad and some let out boos

The Grinch even made little Stephon Who sad too.”

It’s over

 

you win the f&&&ing internet today 

 

 

damn, that was dope 

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52 minutes ago, transient said:

The Patriots and their fanbase are the Whos? Maybe if the question is "Who's the most unlikeable team and fanbase in professional sports?", otherwise I don't see it. 🤷‍♂️

 

 

Yeah Patriots fans are still thinking their return to perennial Belichickian glory is a foregone conclusion.   There is no humility there to warrant giving their fans any good-guy persona.   But I do appreciate what the author is trying to do.   You have to suspend MASSIVE disbelief to make Pats fanbase seem a likable lot.

 

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Side note.....

 

I think the Grinch gets a bad rap...."Don't be a Grinch at Christmas" they say.....sure he stole all the Who's stuff, but he did bring it all back...

 

The Who's even let him carve the Who Beast at the big Who Feast!!

 

The Grinch was just a guy who wished his neighbors could keep the noise down for once in their lives.....and we can all relate to that!!

 

The Grinch.......not a bad guy........prove me wrong!!

 

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1 hour ago, transient said:

The Patriots and their fanbase are the Whos? Maybe if the question is "Who's the most unlikeable team and fanbase in professional sports?", otherwise I don't see it. 🤷‍♂️

you really meant...hoes

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3 minutes ago, Special K said:

Side note.....

 

I think the Grinch gets a bad rap...."Don't be a Grinch at Christmas" they say.....sure he stole all the Who's stuff, but he did bring it all back...

 

The Who's even let him carve the Who Beast at the big Who Feast!!

 

The Grinch was just a guy who wished his neighbors could keep the noise down for once in their lives.....and we can all relate to that!!

 

The Grinch.......not a bad guy........prove me wrong!!

 

We are the Grinch now! Embrace it!

 

Make poetry!

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5 minutes ago, nuklz2594 said:

you really meant...hoes

🤔... I mean, there's nothing inherently bad about a ho... I think it's actually more disrespectful to hoes to compare them to the brain dead, unwashed masses that gleefully call themselves Patriots fans whenever their bandwagon looks like it's going for a nice leisurely stroll through the park on a warm sunny day... gotta make sure you're not near the exits in the event the sun ducks behind a cloud or the temperature drops a few degrees along the way.

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46 minutes ago, BADOLBILZ said:

 

 

Yeah Patriots fans are still thinking their return to perennial Belichickian glory is a foregone conclusion.   There is no humility there to warrant giving their fans any good-guy persona.   But I do appreciate what the author is trying to do.   You have to suspend MASSIVE disbelief to make Pats fanbase seem a likable lot.

 

Apropos of your post above, I thought you might appreciate this Dave Portnoy (Barstool Sports; Masshole) clip that he posted right after the Pats went up 21-0: 

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2 hours ago, RocCityRoller said:

If the Grinch is visiting Foxborough, then who are the Who's????

 

Seemed pretty obvious...

 

Krafty Heahs A Who

 

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