Any lawyers here?

[Just Jack]

Just wondering who got pissed and had the "Should lawyers be allowed to advertise on TV" thread taken down. 

Edited 7 hours ago by Just Jack

[BringBackFergy]

Not me. I didn’t read the post but love me some good lawyer jokes. 

[Simon]

2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Not me. I didn’t read the post but love me some good lawyer jokes. 

 

 

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
<There are skid marks in front of the skunk. >

[BringBackFergy]

49 minutes ago, Simon said:

 

 

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
<There are skid marks in front of the skunk. >

Skid marks in front of the skunk?

 

[ExiledInIllinois]

7 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Skid marks in front of the skunk?

 

OR NO second set of tire tracks over the skunk.

 

😏

[Simon]

11 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Skid marks in front of the skunk?

 

 

Yup. (the answer is in white font under the question if you highlight it)

 

Why do they bury lawyers 15' deep?

< Cuz deep down, they're good people >

[BringBackFergy]

3 minutes ago, Simon said:

 

Yup. (the answer is in white font under the question if you highlight it)

 

Why do they bury lawyers 15' deep?

< Cuz deep down, they're good people >

Because criminals are buried 9 feet deep? Don’t know this one. 

[Simon]

10 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Because criminals are buried 9 feet deep? Don’t know this one. 

 

You can highlight between the arrows:

 

< Cuz deep down, they're good people >

[BarleyNY]

Did you hear that scientists have been experimenting on lawyers instead of rats. Two reasons. There are more of them and the scientists don’t get nearly as attached to them. 

[shrader]

1 hour ago, Simon said:

 

 

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
<There are skid marks in front of the skunk. >

I just assumed the answer was “nothing”