Just Jack Posted July 13 Posted July 13 (edited) Just wondering who got pissed and had the "Should lawyers be allowed to advertise on TV" thread taken down. Edited July 13 by Just Jack Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 13 Posted July 13 Not me. I didn’t read the post but love me some good lawyer jokes. 1 Quote
Simon Posted July 13 Posted July 13 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Not me. I didn’t read the post but love me some good lawyer jokes. What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? <There are skid marks in front of the skunk. > 1 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 13 Posted July 13 49 minutes ago, Simon said: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? <There are skid marks in front of the skunk. > Skid marks in front of the skunk? 4 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 13 Posted July 13 7 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Skid marks in front of the skunk? OR NO second set of tire tracks over the skunk. 😏 Quote
Simon Posted July 13 Posted July 13 11 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Skid marks in front of the skunk? Yup. (the answer is in white font under the question if you highlight it) Why do they bury lawyers 15' deep? < Cuz deep down, they're good people > Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 13 Posted July 13 3 minutes ago, Simon said: Yup. (the answer is in white font under the question if you highlight it) Why do they bury lawyers 15' deep? < Cuz deep down, they're good people > Because criminals are buried 9 feet deep? Don’t know this one. Quote
Simon Posted July 13 Posted July 13 10 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Because criminals are buried 9 feet deep? Don’t know this one. You can highlight between the arrows: < Cuz deep down, they're good people > 1 Quote
BarleyNY Posted July 13 Posted July 13 Did you hear that scientists have been experimenting on lawyers instead of rats. Two reasons. There are more of them and the scientists don’t get nearly as attached to them. 1 Quote
shrader Posted July 13 Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Simon said: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? <There are skid marks in front of the skunk. > I just assumed the answer was “nothing” 1 Quote
Fleezoid Posted July 14 Posted July 14 I often wondered why Mr. Burger wasn't told to step aside and let someone else prosecute Perry Mason's clients. 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 14 Posted July 14 1 hour ago, Fleezoid said: I often wondered why Mr. Burger wasn't told to step aside and let someone else prosecute Perry Mason's clients. ☝️☝️ Paging @Mike in Horseheads ...You're wanted on line 1. 2 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 14 Posted July 14 ANSWER: Why is McD our coach in the playoffs? Mr.Burger is great during the regular season.😆 Quote
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 14 Posted July 14 20 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: ☝️☝️ Paging @Mike in Horseheads ...You're wanted on line 1. Exiled as you and @Fleezoid have to remember, it was a poor investigation always on these cases by the police and detectives along with the DA's office. Ham Burger had the whole LA police dept give him a case only to miss something. That something was always found by super sleuth Paul Drake who was the real hero as Mason just got innocent people off. 1 Quote
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