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57 minutes ago, f0neguy said:

The pirates favorite letter is “R” (arrrgh)

ARRRRGH!  YOU might think so matey, BUT it's the C!

 

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43 minutes ago, EmotionallyUnstable said:

What turns right but never left? 

New Jersey drivers?  (@ Jug Handles)

 

 

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I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?

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5 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

 

I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?

 

Green!

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

 

I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?

For one thing your at the wrong campsite

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

For one thing your at the wrong campsite

Nope.  Take a look at Simon's picture... There's only one place on earth that has bears AND you'd be back at your own campsite if you followed those directions...

If it was frozen though. 😉 

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1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Nope.  Take a look at Simon's picture... There's only one place on earth that has bears AND you'd be back at your own campsite if you followed those directions...

you went south, east and north. you would have had to go west

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1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Ok Mr.Smartypants @BringBackFergy & my math guru @Mike in Horseheads... Have at it!

 

If you have a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, how can you boil an egg in exactly 15 minutes?

 

😄

 

> Start them both at the same time without the egg in the water.

When the 7 minute glass is empty, drop the egg in the water for the 4 minutes remaining on the 11 minute glass

When the 11 minute glass is empty, flip it over and cook for 11 more minutes in addition to the 4 minutes you've already done <

 

Then throw that dry, chalky overcooked sumbitch in the garbage and cook a few more at 7 minutes so they're done properly!

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Simon said:

 

Start them both at the same time without the egg in the water.

When the 7 minute glass is empty, flip the 11 minute glass (which has 4 minutes left on it) and drop teh egg in the water.

When the 11 minute glass is empty, flip it over and cook for 11 minutes in addition to the 4 minutes you've already done.

That'll do!

 

Yet, without having to wait 7 extra minutes to drop egg:

 

Start both glasses as you start boiling the egg.

 

After the 7-minute glass runs out, turn it over to start it again.

 

Four minutes later, when the 11-minute hourglass runs out, turn the 7-minute glass again.

 

Wait for the 7-minute glass to run out, which will take another 4 minutes and get you to exactly 15 minutes of boiling time.

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Posted
5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

That'll do!

 

Yet, without having to wait 7 extra minutes to drop egg:

 

Start both glasses as you start boiling the egg.

 

After the 7-minute glass runs out, turn it over to start it again.

 

Four minutes later, when the 11-minute hourglass runs out, turn the 7-minute glass again.

 

Wait for the 7-minute glass to run out, which will take another 4 minutes and get you to exactly 15 minutes of boiling time.

Or you could go to the store and buy a timer for about 5 bucks you cheap b@#$&*d.

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Posted
5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

That'll do!

 

Yet, without having to wait 7 extra minutes to drop egg:

 

Start both glasses as you start boiling the egg.

 

After the 7-minute glass runs out, turn it over to start it again.

 

Four minutes later, when the 11-minute hourglass runs out, turn the 7-minute glass again.

 

Wait for the 7-minute glass to run out, which will take another 4 minutes and get you to exactly 15 minutes of boiling time.

With every turn of the timer, you spent two seconds +/-   That’s not EXACTLY 15 minutes. 

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

With every turn of the timer, you spent two seconds +/-   That’s not EXACTLY 15 minutes. 

I smell what you're sous veedin'!

 

AND sand isn't even!  Anyone check the relative humidity & ambient temp around those minute glasses?😉

 

 

 

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