ChevyVanMiller Posted July 15 Posted July 15 48 minutes ago, f0neguy said: The pirates favorite letter is “R” (arrrgh) No, it be the C (sea) matey. 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 57 minutes ago, f0neguy said: The pirates favorite letter is “R” (arrrgh) ARRRRGH! YOU might think so matey, BUT it's the C! ☠️ 43 minutes ago, EmotionallyUnstable said: What turns right but never left? New Jersey drivers? (@ Jug Handles) Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear? Quote
Simon Posted July 15 Posted July 15 5 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear? Green! 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 Ok Mr.Smartypants @BringBackFergy & my math guru @Mike in Horseheads... Have at it! If you have a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, how can you boil an egg in exactly 15 minutes? 😄 Quote
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 15 Posted July 15 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear? For one thing your at the wrong campsite 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 11 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said: For one thing your at the wrong campsite Nope. Take a look at Simon's picture... There's only one place on earth that has bears AND you'd be back at your own campsite if you followed those directions... If it was frozen though. 😉 Quote
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 15 Posted July 15 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Nope. Take a look at Simon's picture... There's only one place on earth that has bears AND you'd be back at your own campsite if you followed those directions... you went south, east and north. you would have had to go west Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 Just now, Mike in Horseheads said: you went south, east and north. you would have had to go west Unless you start at the North Pole... Your campsite is on the North Pole.😉 Quote
Simon Posted July 15 Posted July 15 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Ok Mr.Smartypants @BringBackFergy & my math guru @Mike in Horseheads... Have at it! If you have a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, how can you boil an egg in exactly 15 minutes? 😄 > Start them both at the same time without the egg in the water. When the 7 minute glass is empty, drop the egg in the water for the 4 minutes remaining on the 11 minute glass When the 11 minute glass is empty, flip it over and cook for 11 more minutes in addition to the 4 minutes you've already done < Then throw that dry, chalky overcooked sumbitch in the garbage and cook a few more at 7 minutes so they're done properly! 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 9 minutes ago, Simon said: Start them both at the same time without the egg in the water. When the 7 minute glass is empty, flip the 11 minute glass (which has 4 minutes left on it) and drop teh egg in the water. When the 11 minute glass is empty, flip it over and cook for 11 minutes in addition to the 4 minutes you've already done. That'll do! Yet, without having to wait 7 extra minutes to drop egg: Start both glasses as you start boiling the egg. After the 7-minute glass runs out, turn it over to start it again. Four minutes later, when the 11-minute hourglass runs out, turn the 7-minute glass again. Wait for the 7-minute glass to run out, which will take another 4 minutes and get you to exactly 15 minutes of boiling time. 2 Quote
4merper4mer Posted July 15 Posted July 15 5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: That'll do! Yet, without having to wait 7 extra minutes to drop egg: Start both glasses as you start boiling the egg. After the 7-minute glass runs out, turn it over to start it again. Four minutes later, when the 11-minute hourglass runs out, turn the 7-minute glass again. Wait for the 7-minute glass to run out, which will take another 4 minutes and get you to exactly 15 minutes of boiling time. Or you could go to the store and buy a timer for about 5 bucks you cheap b@#$&*d. 2 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 15 Author Posted July 15 5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: That'll do! Yet, without having to wait 7 extra minutes to drop egg: Start both glasses as you start boiling the egg. After the 7-minute glass runs out, turn it over to start it again. Four minutes later, when the 11-minute hourglass runs out, turn the 7-minute glass again. Wait for the 7-minute glass to run out, which will take another 4 minutes and get you to exactly 15 minutes of boiling time. With every turn of the timer, you spent two seconds +/- That’s not EXACTLY 15 minutes. 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 (edited) 4 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: With every turn of the timer, you spent two seconds +/- That’s not EXACTLY 15 minutes. I smell what you're sous veedin'! AND sand isn't even! Anyone check the relative humidity & ambient temp around those minute glasses?😉 Edited July 15 by ExiledInIllinois 1 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 15 Author Posted July 15 If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal? Quote
Joe Ferguson forever Posted July 15 Posted July 15 19 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal? This is a brain "hurter". making me dizzy. 1 Quote
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