Great news for Bills and Sabres fans

[HOUSE]

When flying to away games , no need to remove your Golashes at TSA. 

[Fleezoid]

Anyone wearing Golashes going through the airport should be arrested immediately. Especially if they're also wearing the yellow, Gorton fisherman raincoat. 

 

And while I'm at it.....anyone wearing a Sabres jersey in the airport claiming they're traveling to a game, is lying, and should be arrested immediately. 
 

 

Edited Wednesday at 02:32 PM by Fleezoid

[sherpa]

A little short story about that Richard Reid shoe bomber thing, Paris to Miami flight.

I flew a trip with the the first officer who dealt with Reid once the passengers had him zip tied to the seat, which was much more difficult than expected.

He was talking to to Reid had the shoes in his hands and had no idea what the deal was so he brought them up to the cockpit.

So the three guys are sitting in their seats on the flight deck, and looking at them and one of them figures out it's a bomb when they note the wiring. Anyway, the captain shouts "Get those things out of here," which the the spare First Officer does.

He told me he couldn't believe how stupid he was to bring them up to the cockpit, but never gave it a second thought.

There's even more to the story after they landed in Boston and watched the police screw around until they finally figured out it was a bomb. 

 

 

 

[HOUSE]

10 minutes ago, sherpa said:

A little short story about that Richard Reid shoe bomber thing, Paris to Miami flight.

I flew a trip with the the first officer who dealt with Reid once the passengers had him zip tied to the seat, which was much more difficult than expected.

He was talking to to Reid had the shoes in his hands and had no idea what the deal was so he brought them up to the cockpit.

So the three guys are sitting in their seats on the flight deck, and looking at them and one of them figures out it's a bomb when they note the wiring. Anyway, the captain shouts "Get those things out of here," which the the spare First Officer does.

He told me he couldn't believe how stupid he was to bring them up to the cockpit, but never gave it a second thought.

There's even more to the story after they landed in Boston and watched the police screw around until they finally figured out it was a bomb. 

 

 

 

It's a real shame some girl didn't pack a bomb in her bra. 

[Fleezoid]

2 hours ago, sherpa said:

A little short story about that Richard Reid shoe bomber thing, Paris to Miami flight.

I flew a trip with the the first officer who dealt with Reid once the passengers had him zip tied to the seat, which was much more difficult than expected.

He was talking to to Reid had the shoes in his hands and had no idea what the deal was so he brought them up to the cockpit.

So the three guys are sitting in their seats on the flight deck, and looking at them and one of them figures out it's a bomb when they note the wiring. Anyway, the captain shouts "Get those things out of here," which the the spare First Officer does.

He told me he couldn't believe how stupid he was to bring them up to the cockpit, but never gave it a second thought.

There's even more to the story after they landed in Boston and watched the police screw around until they finally figured out it was a bomb. 

 

 

 

 

OMG.....a Bah......?  😧

[Mike in Horseheads]

6 hours ago, Fleezoid said:

Anyone wearing Golashes going through the airport should be arrested immediately. Especially if they're also wearing the yellow, Gorton fisherman raincoat. 

 

And while I'm at it.....anyone wearing a Sabres jersey in the airport claiming they're traveling to a game, is lying, and should be arrested immediately. 
 

 

Ya pry just arrested half the airport in the fall

[ExiledInIllinois]

On 7/9/2025 at 7:10 AM, Fleezoid said:

Anyone wearing Golashes going through the airport should be arrested immediately. Especially if they're also wearing the yellow, Gorton fisherman raincoat. 

 

And while I'm at it.....anyone wearing a Sabres jersey in the airport claiming they're traveling to a game, is lying, and should be arrested immediately. 
 

 

You forgot the cavity check.

 

Arrested immediately & given a full cavity check.  That'll teach 'em to be Sabres fans in public!