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muppy Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 (edited) lmaooooo A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. As the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” “The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career” Edited March 29, 2022 by muppy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 1 hour ago, muppy said: lmaooooo A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. As the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” “The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career” This ex-gynecologist should be making ships including aircraft carriers in bottles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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muppy Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 (edited) wacka wacka wacka ... Edited March 30, 2022 by muppy 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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muppy Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I had to give you an eyeroll. 😆 eyeroll in the comedy thread aka Grooaan......this thread needs a groan emoji...this one qualifies lol 🙂 Edited April 1, 2022 by muppy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Warcodered Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) I need the rest of this damn clip. https://13wham.com/buffalo-plus/bills-latest-news/dawson-knox Edited April 1, 2022 by Warcodered Found it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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muppy Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 (edited) .................................................................................................................. gglsnrts...aint it the truth though. signed baby boomer muppy Edited April 3, 2022 by muppy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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