JoeFerguson Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Although I don't post regularly, I visit TSW on a daily basis. Along with fark.com, this message board provides me several hours of quality procrastination time. The most entertaining and interesting part of this message board is not the topics discussed, but rather the characters who are doing the discussing. No character in message board history is more famous (or infamous) than stevestojan. Of the handfull of people I know personally who post on TSW, they all admire (or pity) stevestojan's uncanny ability to post at such a prolific rate. Looking past the quantity of his posts is when you realize his true genius. Never a dull thread along the likes of "Bills just lost...nm" is started by Steve. He always keeps his posts unique and interesting. His avatars constantly keep his fans guessing, ranging from pictoral tributes to small screen legends such as John Stamos, or cleverly timed placement of sports team logos. It is for these reasons that I have always been intrigued by the man that is stevestojan. I have asked myself, "What would he be like in person, would he have an answer to everything, would he always pose interesting thought provoking and conversation starting questions?" Unfortunately, to this point, meeting stevestojan would be difficult since he lives so far away from me. Recently, however, he informed the TSW community that he would be moving back to the region that many of us, including me, call home. That region of course is Western New York. Now, fantasy has the chance to become reality. I want to be apart of stevestojan's posse. I want to travel through the streets of Buffalo, fighting crime, drinking beer, finding women, and cheering for the Bills alongside TSW legend stevestojan. I am proposing with this thread, that stevestojan starts a crime fighting, Bills fan only posse. Since I will be the founding member of the posse, I naturally will have to be second in command behind stevestojan himself. This posse of course will have to be based in Buffalo. Anyone else who lives in the area is welcome to join. Who's with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 We can all meet at Big Tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Although I don't post regularly, I visit TSW on a daily basis. Along with fark.com, this message board provides me several hours of quality procrastination time. The most entertaining and interesting part of this message board is not the topics discussed, but rather the characters who are doing the discussing. No character in message board history is more famous (or infamous) than stevestojan. Of the handfull of people I know personally who post on TSW, they all admire (or pity) stevestojan's uncanny ability to post at such a prolific rate. Looking past the quantity of his posts is when you realize his true genius. Never a dull thread along the likes of "Bills just lost...nm" is started by Steve. He always keeps his posts unique and interesting. His avatars constantly keep his fans guessing, ranging from pictoral tributes to small screen legends such as John Stamos, or cleverly timed placement of sports team logos. It is for these reasons that I have always been intrigued by the man that is stevestojan. I have asked myself, "What would he be like in person, would he have an answer to everything, would he always pose interesting thought provoking and conversation starting questions?" Unfortunately, to this point, meeting stevestojan would be difficult since he lives so far away from me. Recently, however, he informed the TSW community that he would be moving back to the region that many of us, including me, call home. That region of course is Western New York. Now, fantasy has the chance to become reality. I want to be apart of stevestojan's posse. I want to travel through the streets of Buffalo, fighting crime, drinking beer, finding women, and cheering for the Bills alongside TSW legend stevestojan. I am proposing with this thread, that stevestojan starts a crime fighting, Bills fan only posse. Since I will be the founding member of the posse, I naturally will have to be second in command behind stevestojan himself. This posse of course will have to be based in Buffalo. Anyone else who lives in the area is welcome to join. Who's with me? 286278[/snapback] Oh man, this has nothing but "open invite to tear me apart" written all over it. That being said, Mods, please keep it open Like a midget at a urinal, I'll stay on my toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester43 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 i could make a joke about the sound of a lone cricket chirping....but i like the guy...smartyjoneswinsthetriplecrown.com, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 don't live in WNY, but even if i did i think i'd pass, at least until the posse gets a little more cowbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFerguson Posted March 24, 2005 Author Share Posted March 24, 2005 Oh man, this has nothing but "open invite to tear me apart" written all over it. That being said, Mods, please keep it open Like a midget at a urinal, I'll stay on my toes. 286280[/snapback] I can assure you, I didn't start this thread with the intentions of tearing you apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Will the stevestojan posse have more or less credibility to it than the Lavuale Sape fan club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I know steve...he sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 man, i'd kill for a piece of peppered beef jerky right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 there will be 8 showings in lot 3 behind Louies next year....lots of beer and bologna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 oh snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 there will be 8 showings in lot 3 behind Louies next year....lots of beer and bologna 286292[/snapback] Home opener.... 7:00am? You up for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 man, i'd kill for a piece of pecker jerky right now. 286290[/snapback] WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 WTF? 286299[/snapback] Hey, if it's peppered.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Home opener.... 7:00am? You up for it? 286298[/snapback] i will be 6 beers into my case by 7am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Poobah Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I don't know if Buffalo could handle a bunch of stevestojanites running around fighting crime. What would all the cops we pay for do all day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 i will be 6 beers into my case by 7am 286303[/snapback] Since I'll have that new job, I don't think I'll be drinking too much at the games... 20 drinks total, max... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Jump oooooooooon it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Although I don't post regularly, I visit TSW on a daily basis. Along with fark.com, this message board provides me several hours of quality procrastination time. The most entertaining and interesting part of this message board is not the topics discussed, but rather the characters who are doing the discussing. No character in message board history is more famous (or infamous) than stevestojan. Of the handfull of people I know personally who post on TSW, they all admire (or pity) stevestojan's uncanny ability to post at such a prolific rate. Looking past the quantity of his posts is when you realize his true genius. Never a dull thread along the likes of "Bills just lost...nm" is started by Steve. He always keeps his posts unique and interesting. His avatars constantly keep his fans guessing, ranging from pictoral tributes to small screen legends such as John Stamos, or cleverly timed placement of sports team logos. It is for these reasons that I have always been intrigued by the man that is stevestojan. I have asked myself, "What would he be like in person, would he have an answer to everything, would he always pose interesting thought provoking and conversation starting questions?" Unfortunately, to this point, meeting stevestojan would be difficult since he lives so far away from me. Recently, however, he informed the TSW community that he would be moving back to the region that many of us, including me, call home. That region of course is Western New York. Now, fantasy has the chance to become reality. I want to be apart of stevestojan's posse. I want to travel through the streets of Buffalo, fighting crime, drinking beer, finding women, and cheering for the Bills alongside TSW legend stevestojan. I am proposing with this thread, that stevestojan starts a crime fighting, Bills fan only posse. Since I will be the founding member of the posse, I naturally will have to be second in command behind stevestojan himself. This posse of course will have to be based in Buffalo. Anyone else who lives in the area is welcome to join. Who's with me? 286278[/snapback] Boy Steve, you got a fan here. Watch out though, he may want to meet you, kill you, and use you balls as a candle holder..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 i'll petition to be in the posse as well...hopefully my soon to be lost florida connection can gain me entrance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Im down for pounding some beers with Stojan. He would be much funner to hang out then with some of the more uptight people here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Im down for pounding some beers with Stojan. He would be much funner to hang out then with some of the more uptight people here 286330[/snapback] My posse doesn't pound beers. We only drink beers at 45 degrees that were made from a micro brew or have a name no one's ever heard of (if more than 12 people have ever heard of a beer, we refuse to drink it). If it is purchased from a store (heaven forbid) it must contain at least 4 vowels in a row, like Rueiulstom or something similar. And NEVER out of a can... how childish. Oh wait, I drink Miller Light, out of a can, and by the dozen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I wanna know what is up with all these OT posts...I come to this board to read about Bills Football and all I see are OT posts...what is up with that????? Hey, it is spring and was time for a post like that.... And Steve won't let me be in his posse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Well - he's not that perfect. He promises beer and doesn't always pay up. But now I know you drink the same beer I do - I'll just trot over the Lot 3 and collect my debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I wanna know what is up with all these OT posts...I come to this board to read about Bills Football and all I see are OT posts...what is up with that????? Hey, it is spring and was time for a post like that.... And Steve won't let me be in his posse.... 286357[/snapback] thats because as soon as someone else formed a posse, you'd leave stoj's and swap to the other posse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I wanna know what is up with all these OT posts...I come to this board to read about Bills Football and all I see are OT posts...what is up with that????? Hey, it is spring and was time for a post like that.... And Steve won't let me be in his posse.... 286357[/snapback] How funny you cant get into a posse or a kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How funny you cant get into a posse or a kitty. 286364[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Although I don't post regularly, I visit TSW on a daily basis. Along with fark.com, this message board provides me several hours of quality procrastination time. Fark is the best. I'm in on that posse. Since he's coming back to Buffalo, there is a big opportunity. I got to get loaded with that guy sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How funny you cant get into a posse or a kitty. 286364[/snapback] thats because as soon as someone else formed a posse, you'd leave stoj's and swap to the other posse... Bustin' T-Bone's balls. The gift that just keeps giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Bustin' T-Bone's balls. The gift that just keeps giving. 286369[/snapback] hes got balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 hes got balls? 286372[/snapback] Yeah but they belong to the 8 yr old boys tied up in his basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 T Bone, you'll be allowed in the posse under two conditions: 1) Fried Bologna and beef Jerky brought to lot 3 at some point this season 2) You bring me some Viagra, to see if i can get into the 4 hour danger zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navy Chief Navy Pride Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 thats because as soon as someone else formed a posse, you'd leave stoj's and swap to the other posse... 286361[/snapback] Traitor!!! We've all seen the pics of you in Bills gear though!!! Patsie Troll How funny you cant get into a posse or a kitty. 286364[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Kid Picked Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How smart can stevetojan be? He is giving up hot Florida poontang, for some WNY wildebeest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How smart can stevetojan be? He is giving up hot Florida poontang, for some WNY wildebeest. 286385[/snapback] half of the "poontang" I've gotten down here is from girls who are latin... not bad, but I've had my fill. The other half? The usual drunken girls you meet out, and one crazy waitress. If you search enough in Buffalo, you can find some nice tail... look: http://www.buffalobarfly.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 T Bone, you'll be allowed in the posse under two conditions: 1) Fried Bologna and beef Jerky brought to lot 3 at some point this season 2) You bring me some Viagra, to see if i can get into the 4 hour danger zone. 286377[/snapback] Now thats a hell of a party/posse/tailgate when the required entrance materials are beef jerky, viagara, and fried bologna... count me in to a tailgate with you guys sometime in the near future...when i can get home for a game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navy Chief Navy Pride Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How smart can stevetojan be? He is giving up hot Florida poontang, for some WNY wildebeest. 286385[/snapback] Maybe he ran through all the poontang in the entire state of Florida and now is coming here to run through all of our poontang too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Now thats a hell of a party/posse/tailgate when the required entrance materials are beef jerky, viagara, and fried bologna... count me in to a tailgate with you guys sometime in the near future...when i can get home for a game... 286388[/snapback] as Tater said, Lot 3, behind Louies... Get there by 7:45am, or you might feel weird being the only sober one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 i'll petition to be in the posse as well...hopefully my soon to be lost florida connection can gain me entrance... 286327[/snapback] What's that suppsoed to mean? And this is offically the second LAMP by proxy this week. Is this an ongoing theme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Maybe he ran through all the poontang in the entire state of Florida and now is coming here to run through all of our poontang too? Lock up your daughters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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