Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 D. You could have rolled the cart into his beater car to get your point across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I'd be annoyed but that's it. Now if that !@#$er put a ding on my import tuner, his life would now be over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 D. You could have rolled the cart into his beater car to get your point across. 266798[/snapback] Unless he had a Saturn. Then you'd have been making a commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Personally, I would have pulled that bastard from his car and beat his ass down using the cart. After I had him lying on the ground, I'd put the cart on top of him and say "how do you like it now." Maybe that's not the best option, but I think the point would have been made. Hold on ... I gotta get my Prozac. 266690[/snapback] You and hogboy were separated at birth weren't you? How do you feel about firemen? Volunteer firemen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTS Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 You and hogboy were separated at birth weren't you? How do you feel about firemen? Volunteer firemen? 266804[/snapback] Man ... that one flew over my head. I turned around too, still missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I like option D - Picking up said cart and hurling it straight at the front hood of their car. Then looking around confused, as if to say " How did that happen ? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Sorry, but I would've kicked his a$$..... WTF? Why couldn't he put it in front of his car if he wanted to be lazy about it? He was asking for an a$$ whooping.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallow Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 i was comming out of a walmart walking to my car. the guy parked next to me was unloading his bags in to his car. (i could see him from a distance as i walked up) then when he finished, insted of taking the cart to the "cart holder" whatever you call those things in the parking lot that people take there carts to when they are done using them..... this son of a B word puts the cart RIGHT BEHIND MY CAR. not next to my car, or near by, but right behind it. almost toughing my bumper.. so i walk up to my car and see the 3 people in the car about to leave (1 guy 2 girls, in a beat down car) and i have 2 options.. option A: move the cart to right behind there car. (thus causing confuntation ) option B: move the car behind the car on the other side of me... What do you expect from someone shopping at Walmart? Let it go. i pussied out. but now ill be pissed off all day. 266652[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I'm missing a key bit of information. Do you know if the guy knew it was your car, or did he just think it was a random car? If he thought it was random...... take the cart, turn it sideways and slide it under the back of his car as far as you can. If he knew it was yours........ Repeat process above, then spit on his window. If you have time, go get 13 more carts from the bin and surround his car. Get a can of paint from your trunk and spill it on his hood. Get your siphon from your back seat and empty the contents of his gas tank into yours. If he has exited his car by now, simply wish him a nice day and hand him a copy of Watchtower. If not, put it under his windshield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I would have done option A, then jumped in my vehicle and got out of there as fast as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 I'm missing a key bit of information. Do you know if the guy knew it was your car, or did he just think it was a random car? If he thought it was random...... take the cart, turn it sideways and slide it under the back of his car as far as you can. If he knew it was yours........ Repeat process above, then spit on his window. If you have time, go get 13 more carts from the bin and surround his car. Get a can of paint from your trunk and spill it on his hood. Get your siphon from your back seat and empty the contents of his gas tank into yours. If he has exited his car by now, simply wish him a nice day and hand him a copy of Watchtower. If not, put it under his windshield. 266921[/snapback] i didnt know him. so i guess it was just my luck that i parked next to this dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 No question: Option A. People do stuff like this because they know that people will wuss out and never call them on it. They will continue to do stuff like this until someone stands up. Don't allow people to walk all over you. 266726[/snapback] When the driver pulls a .38 out of his pants and points it at you, just remember where you got this sage advice from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 When the driver pulls a .38 out of his pants and points it at you, just remember where you got this sage advice from. 266934[/snapback] You are assuming that he pulls his .38 and points it at me before I pull my .40 and pull the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTS Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 You are assuming that he pulls his .38 and points it at me before I pull my .40 and pull the trigger. 266948[/snapback] Reminds me of a scene in Swingers... "What? Come guys I couldn't back down, that guy called me a B word we kept our "rep" bro." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 i didnt know him. so i guess it was just my luck that i parked next to this dick. 266931[/snapback] I meant do you think he saw you walking and knew it was your car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 I meant do you think he saw you walking and knew it was your car? 266976[/snapback] no. if he did, that would have resulted in violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Should have taken out a lead pipe and started smashing his car, saying "Do you see what happens when you !@#$ a stranger in the ass!!!" 266739[/snapback] LOL Excellent choice, my friend....That would have been the perfect solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Man ... that one flew over my head. I turned around too, still missed it. 266813[/snapback] ROFLMAO dude, that was friggin funny. The Fireman comment was in reference to a thread a while back. I'm Cryin in my pepsi now from laughing so hard. Need to clean my monitor too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I guess that guy has to be worse than the one who steps off an escalater and STOPS moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Option C. The anger and confrontation is not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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