Last Post Wins Redux

[BringBackFergy]

which reminds us all of the time mead was selling stromboli in nothing but a mesh tank top and a loin cloth made of

[CowgirlsFan]

old blankets from the race track there at Saratoga

[/dev/null]

  On 9/27/2017 at 6:56 PM, CowgirlsFan said:

old blankets from the race track there at Saratoga

which were intentionally infected with small pox

[transient]

...and stained with the tears of the sighted who bore witness to that surreal visual travesty, for no one...

Edited September 27, 2017 by transient

[Nanker]

Circles the wagons like

[/dev/null]

  On 9/27/2017 at 10:04 PM, Nanker said:

Circles the wagons like

Rutherford B Hayes

[mead107]

who always has glass bottles filled with

[/dev/null]

  On 9/27/2017 at 10:13 PM, mead107 said:

who always has glass bottles filled with

the tears of a liberal

 

(which is an actual product, a bottle of which was once gifted to me http://liberaltears.net)

Edited September 27, 2017 by /dev/null

[CowgirlsFan]

from hearing speeches from a socialist

[mead107]

who wants meadcoins to become

[/dev/null]

  On 9/27/2017 at 11:26 PM, mead107 said:

who wants meadcoins to become

manure to fertilize boysts

[mead107]

illegal crop of

[BringBackFergy]

  On 9/28/2017 at 12:14 AM, mead107 said:

illegal crop of

dildos (red, purple, orange,timothy grass flavored) which he sells to

[ExiledInIllinois]

Mediterranean shipping magnates

who's dildo laiden vessels are phallically trapped in a navigational lock, waiting patiently to get to their pre-orgasmic customers

[CowgirlsFan]

many miles down shore

[transient]

...where they will then transport them up shore into their post-orgasmic existence, on the condition that they...

[Gugny]

come with fully charged batteries, because no one likes a fully charged dildo like ..

[ExiledInIllinois]

to last for only 4 minutes before falling fast asleep!

 

 

Now... That should be: THE END

 

What do I win Johnny? Please tell me what this lucky contestant just won.

 

 

(Oops, did I just mess up and ask a question. No need to answer)

Edited September 28, 2017 by ExiledInIllinois

[CowgirlsFan]

  On 9/28/2017 at 3:58 AM, Gugny said:

come with fully charged batteries, because no one likes a fully charged dildo like ..

the one thrown on to the field there at New Era that day

[Johnny Hammersticks]

  On 9/28/2017 at 4:02 AM, CowgirlsFan said:

the one thrown on to the field there at New Era that day

, but the real story was the man behind the dildo toss...a man named Escolito from Guatemala whose disdain for the Patriots stemmed way back to an incident in 1984 at a Boston pub where...