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LeviF Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 A girl at the bar slapped me a couple weekends ago. My buddy I was with thought it was hilarious. It was loud and right in between songs, the whole bar looked over at us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 A girl at the bar slapped me a couple weekends ago. My buddy I was with thought it was hilarious. It was loud and right in between songs, the whole bar looked over at us. Getting slapped between the songs is rough, but, nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Getting slapped between the songs is rough, but, nope. Â Blind midget walks into a bar. All anyone can hear is OW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 Â Blind midget walks into a bar. All anyone can hear is OW! nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I could show you my penis. That usually makes a woman laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 My daughter, when she was a baby, had what I thought was a nasty cut on her face. I washed it, and kissed it and put Neosporin on it. Later, it just fell off and I realized it was just a booger. I kissed a booger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 I could show you my penis. That usually makes a woman laugh. Gugny wants your number. Â nope My daughter, when she was a baby, had what I thought was a nasty cut on her face. I washed it, and kissed it and put Neosporin on it. Later, it just fell off and I realized it was just a booger. I kissed a booger! Every father has kissed a bugger. Â nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016  Every father has kissed a bugger.  nope  A bugger or a BOOGER?  Big difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 Â A bugger or a BOOGER? Â Big difference OK, that made me laugh. I done !@#$ed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 And God said unto Adam: Â "Now I will make for you a companion. She will be perfect in every way. She will be beautiful & smart. She will cook, clean, and be subservient to you always. She will compliment you and complement you. She will never disobey and will love you to the end of your days." Â And Adam asked: "wow, what will that cost me?" Â To which God replied: "an arm and a leg". Â So Adam inquired: "what'll a rib get me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I suggest taking a big bong hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 And God said unto Adam: Â "Now I will make for you a companion. She will be perfect in every way. She will be beautiful & smart. She will cook, clean, and be subservient to you always. She will compliment you and complement you. She will never disobey and will love you to the end of your days." Â And Adam asked: "wow, what will that cost me?" Â To which God replied: "an arm and a leg". Â So Adam inquired: "what'll a rib get me?" I suggest taking a big bong hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I suggest taking a big bong hit. That'll warrant a 4 game suspension! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 If you're depressed and just need something to make you smile, can never go wrong with puppies  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 If you're depressed and just need something to make you smile, can never go wrong with puppies   sadly I have a Roomba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 sadly I have a Roomba if puppies don't make you smile then you are one crass curmudgeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 In winning the offseason, we have lost Shah Lawson (spleen), Ragland (femur), Cordy Glenn (2nd kidney), Goodwin (pre-emptive shattered spine), Dareus (brain injury), Half-a-Manny Lawson (rectum) and A-Aron Williams (Kelso helmet). You have to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 In winning the offseason, we have lost Shah Lawson (spleen) Was he overthrown by the Ayatollah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Dave's not here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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