Punching Bag Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 ^^^^^^^^ This should have closed the thread right then and there! I would reply back saying every cop on this list is entitle to one free appetizer at my restaurant for doing such a whiz-bang job protecting our streets! (Then in fine print type "limit one per badge number offer good March 14 through Apr 30 from 3 pm to 3:30 pm.") Make sure donuts are available as appetizers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 Does your wife know you're going on a coffee date with a 26 year old cop? (Or does he have 26 years on the job? Either way, it's cute Jim has a date!) 26 years on the job retiring in 3. Yes Jim has a date with a future client. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 ... or is Jim dating a soon to be retired "Dom"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 If you're outside when they drive by, call them over and chat with them. Let them know you appreciate the police work they do. Get to know them. It could pay off. Then again, they could cuff you, throw you in the back of a paddy wagon and take you for a wild swerving ride on some very bumpy roads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 If you're outside when they drive by, call them over and chat with them. Let them know you appreciate the police work they do. Get to know them. It could pay off. Then again, they could cuff you, throw you in the back of a paddy wagon and take you for a wild swerving ride on some very bumpy roads. I was planning on chatting with them to let them know how much I appreciate their work but second option sounds pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 ... but second option sounds pretty cool. Normally the second option would probably cost you upwards of $200 an hour to have some leather-clad woman do that to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Normally the second option would probably cost you upwards of $200 an hour to have some leather-clad woman do that to you! You seem to speak from experience. Is it worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 You seem to speak from experience. Is it worth it? Well.... see... what I've heard around town is... ummmm... Damn you for quoting my text, now there's no deleting the original!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Well.... see... what I've heard around town is... ummmm... Damn you for quoting my text, now there's no deleting the original!!! Well the right amount of cash slipped to your favorite mod could make the whole thing disappear... Said mod doesn't even have to wear leather to get it done ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 Well the right amount of cash slipped to your favorite mod could make the whole thing disappear... Said mod doesn't even have to wear leather to get it done ... Now why the !@#$ should Beerball profit from this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Now why the !@#$ should Beerball profit from this?? Since when does Beersphere make anyone's favorite list? His wife and kids don't even list him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 Since when does Beersphere make anyone's favorite list? His wife and kids don't even list him... Wait he has kids? Sorry BB my wife won't come near you once the OPD is done with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Since when does Beersphere make anyone's favorite list? His wife and kids don't even list him... That's not true. I'm sure his kids consider him at worst their third-favorite dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 That's not true. I'm sure his kids consider him at worst their third-favorite dad.Two questions: And at best they consider me? HTF did this abortion of a thread suddenly become about me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 HTF did this abortion of a thread suddenly become about me? This kind of humility is exactly why you'll make an excellent president come January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 If you're outside when they drive by, call them over and chat with them. Let them know you appreciate the police work they do. Get to know them. It could pay off. Then again, they could cuff you, throw you in the back of a paddy wagon and take you for a wild swerving ride on some very bumpy roads. It's called a "nickel ride." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 You totally don't want my advice. You'd have to move to where you can keep your doors unlocked. I don't want you as a neighbor... :-P :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Since when does Beersphere make anyone's favorite list? His wife and kids don't even list him... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MO7fkZc5o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 12, 2016 Author Share Posted March 12, 2016 You totally don't want my advice. You'd have to move to where you can keep your doors unlocked. I don't want you as a neighbor... :-P :-P I'd rather live where I have to lock my doors than BFE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) I'd rather live where I have to lock my doors than BFE.Just trying to give you some advice about safety and feeling secure, advisor... ...You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink... Horses are some of the stupidest animals on earth... They will continue to drink from the same poisoned well. Now, donkeys won't drink from the same tainted water... They sense trouble and move on. Funny how nature is and how humans tend to misinterpret nature and get it all wrong with stereotypes. Be the shiny horse instead of using your two feet to find a new well. I will be the jackass in safe BFE. You will look really "cool" more so than us poor alive losers in Hooterville. Superficial beauty and status symbols is all that counts for many until their head is rolling down the hill into that beautiful bay. Just trying to help Mr. Horse. :-) Edited March 12, 2016 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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