Keukasmallies Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Just how quickly will POTUS and SecSt Kerry gift wrap the North Pole and deliver it to Russia? They are in such a giving mood, it's inconceivable that they'd do anything but do the Make-A-Wish thinggy happen in this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 The US has no authority over the North Pole, afaik... I think both Russia and Denmark have put in a claim with the UN, and Canada probably will. (It's been a couple days since I read the story) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Unsurprising. Santa Claus and Putin go way back, to their Smert Shpionam days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Kringle Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 He can have the North Pole when he takes it from my cold, dead, hands. And the elves will make sure that's not going to happen anytime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I heard Purin wants to be a dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I need a photo of a shirtless Putin standing on a dead polar bear claiming the north pole for mother Russia. I get one of those and I'll concede him the north pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I need a photo of a shirtless Putin standing on a dead polar bear claiming the north pole for mother Russia. I get one of those and I'll concede him the north pole. And I have a few shekels that says if there were a photo of Putin over a dead Cecil the Polar Bear, absolutely no one on the left would pay it any mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 And I have a few shekels that says if there were a photo of Putin over a dead Cecil the Polar Bear, absolutely no one on the left would pay it any mind. Of course not. They'd just blame global warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Ah comeon... We ripped Russia off in the Seward Folly so it only stands to reason Obama would try to make amends by giving them the Arctic Ocean and all mineral rights.... It's ok though, they've agreed that when they drill horizontally under Alaska, we can inspect any time as long as we give them 24 day notice and clear it through the UN Security Council... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Putin doesn't kill polar bears he rides them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Very wide right Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I heard Purin wants to be a dentist. Who the hell is Purin?Has he ever been to the land of misfit toys? Putin doesn't kill polar bears he rides them wait a minute, the climate change wackos said the polar bears are gone,this has to be a fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 He can have the North Pole when he takes it from my cold, dead, hands. Pistol-packing patriarchal present provider perforates pistol-packing Perestroika-pessimistic pagans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Pistol-packing patriarchal present provider perforates pistol-packing Perestroika-pessimistic pagans. So the guy w/ the big white beard wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 First they came for the North Pole and I did nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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