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Putin Claims North Pole for Russia


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Just how quickly will POTUS and SecSt Kerry gift wrap the North Pole and deliver it to Russia? They are in such a giving mood, it's inconceivable that they'd do anything but do the Make-A-Wish thinggy happen in this case.

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I need a photo of a shirtless Putin standing on a dead polar bear claiming the north pole for mother Russia.

 

I get one of those and I'll concede him the north pole.

 

And I have a few shekels that says if there were a photo of Putin over a dead Cecil the Polar Bear, absolutely no one on the left would pay it any mind.

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Ah comeon... We ripped Russia off in the Seward Folly so it only stands to reason Obama would try to make amends by giving them the Arctic Ocean and all mineral rights....

 

It's ok though, they've agreed that when they drill horizontally under Alaska, we can inspect any time as long as we give them 24 day notice and clear it through the UN Security Council...

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