Gugny Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them? Edited March 26, 2015 by Gugny
Captain Hindsight Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 2:38 AM, Gugny said: Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them?I was in a hotel recently that a Book of Mormon but no bible
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 2:38 AM, Gugny said: Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them? Why don't you ask the Gideons? http://www.gideons.org/ On 3/26/2015 at 3:23 AM, Captain Hindsight said: I was in a hotel recently that a Book of Mormon but no bible Don't worry, it reads just like the King James... Almost word for word.
truth on hold Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 2:38 AM, Gugny said: Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them?Can always BYoBible
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 2:38 AM, Gugny said: Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them? Because hotels are often places of sinful fornication.
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 3:51 AM, Jim in Anchorage said: Because hotels are often places of sinful fornication. I would think a lot of suicides too? Wonder if they keep stats on that?
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 3:57 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: I would think a lot of suicides too? Wonder if they keep stats on that?I hope you know I was kidding. Nothing wrong with a little fornication sinful or otherwise.
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 4:00 AM, Jim in Anchorage said: I hope you know I was kidding. Nothing wrong with a little fornication sinful or otherwise. Yeah... But there is probably some very seriousness with the ones that place them (Gideons International)... Travellers are an open market!
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 4:09 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: Yeah... But there is probably some very seriousness with the ones that place them (Gideons International)... Travellers are an open market!Just read a S King story about a haunted hotel room. Maybe their common. Little scripture reading before bedtime to keep the spooks away.
Chef Jim Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I think it's just very good sales/marketing by Gideon. I think it's just very good sales/marketing by Gideon.
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 1:02 PM, Chef Jim said: I think it's just very good sales/marketing by Gideon. I think it's just very good sales/marketing by Gideon. Ha! Gotta hand it to 'em... They even made it into a Jethro Tull song! ;-)
The Poojer Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 And the Beatles On 3/26/2015 at 9:26 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Ha! Gotta hand it to 'em... They even made it into a Jethro Tull song! ;-)
gomper Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 IDK guys. All this is good insight but there is a certain charm to drinking an icy cold Heineken at 34,000 feet. One time I flew from JFK to SFO. The girl sitting in my row was hammered when she got on the plane. She made several passes at me but I declined. She was cute but she was getting more trashy by the second. She found a taker in some guy a few rows behind me. Then, they went into the bathroom together. They were not mellow about it. In short, she was VERY loud. Talk about an interesting social situation. Very obvious what they were doing. The upside was that the hottie sitting next to me was so turned on by this public display of affection, that I wound up staying at her place in SF when we landed. My friends up in Humboldt just laughed when I showed up a day and a half late. Cheers to alcohol and all the chaos it can bring.
Chef Jim Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 10:57 PM, gomper said: IDK guys. All this is good insight but there is a certain charm to drinking an icy cold Heineken at 34,000 feet. One time I flew from JFK to SFO. The girl sitting in my row was hammered when she got on the plane. She made several passes at me but I declined. She was cute but she was getting more trashy by the second. She found a taker in some guy a few rows behind me. Then, they went into the bathroom together. They were not mellow about it. In short, she was VERY loud. Talk about an interesting social situation. Very obvious what they were doing. The upside was that the hottie sitting next to me was so turned on by this public display of affection, that I wound up staying at her place in SF when we landed. My friends up in Humboldt just laughed when I showed up a day and a half late. Cheers to alcohol and all the chaos it can bring. Are you sure???
gomper Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 You're a funny guy Chef! That was a flight for the ages.
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 10:21 PM, The Poojer said: And the Beatles HA! That's right... Rocky Raccoon!
The Poojer Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 after the plane "crash" in France yesterday do we still wonder why they serve alcohol on planes?
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