Ralonzo Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 (edited) We'll have to use the DVR for that break... since the first block got a reaction on the ShoutBox, let's chronicle and pick the winner again this year. We got nothing better to do right? 6:30 1) Jurassic Park with even better effects, and a John Travolta bubble to tool through the park with. 2) What would you do IF your TV went out? I already threw my beer through it. 3) Esurance: Your mom's a terrible driver. Well, yeah, she's a woman (ducking). Erin Esurance is an excellent driver btw. 6:37 1) Toyota trying to get a leg up on their competition? 2) Turbo Tax almost making me wish we lost the Revolution. 6:41 1) Game Of War? Who cares, it's Kate Upton taking a bath. 2) Tomorrowland movie. Apparently picking up a Tesla badge now transports you to Planet Rube Goldberg. 3) BMW i3 with Today show ex-hosts. There is now competition among cars with the structural integrity of a soda can. 6:53 1) Minions: can't decide if they're tic-tacs or twinkies. 2) Snickers: Machete, Machete, Machete! LOL'd at Buscemi. 6:58 End of Q1, 0-0. We should get some local spots here. 1) Carnival Cruise talks about the salt level in our blood. 2) Skittles. There's a joke to be made about that many people with overdeveloped right arms, somewhere. 3) Lexus Hybrid. 4) T-Mobile with Kim Kardashian. 7:03 1) Budweiser, the lost puppy commercial. 2) Nationwide, Mindy someone or other. 3) Terminator 4 movie, old Arnold vs digitally-enhanced Arnold 7:12, 7-0 Cheaters 1) Coke changes all the negative trolls on the internet into positive stalkers 2) Avocados "First Draft", this is my favorite so far. Plus Doug Flutie 7:15, hey it's been 20 whole seconds since the last break 1) Fast And Furious... 7? We're up to 7 of these already? It just struck me that Vin Diesel and The Rock are totally interchangeable in any movie. Yet they're both in this one. Maybe they switch characters halfway through to see if anyone notices? 2) Dove Plus Man Care. 7:20 1) Doritos, that was more clever than their usual SB offering. 2) Nissan makes me realize I'm old enough to remember every word of a Harry Chapin song. 7:25 1) Nationwide tries to scare the hell out of parents with the "I died" commercial. Damn, that was dark. 2) Weightwatchers shows you lots of delicious food that you can't eat on their plan. 3) Weathertech with a pretty straight commercial, right off Velocity channel. That's a bold buy. No wonder their floor mats are $150. 7:34 Marshawn Lunch makes it 7-7 1) McDonald's makes people do stupid human tricks for their meal. 2) Esurance "Sorta like Heisenberg" HAH! That was great. How many boxes of Sudafed ya got? 2b) Some guy in a parking lot gets his car dinged, and that's what you think of me? No, I am the one who knocks... the dent out with a shaping hammer. 7:39 1) Fiat bonermobile. 2) GoDaddy. I head something about them pulling an ad, I get this is the last minute replacement? 3) The old Discover Surprise commercial, those boring... what a twist! Screaming Goat! 7:48 1) Microsoft. What can you do? Drink heavily. Weird, another commercial featuring Oscar Pistorius legs? 2) Squarespace. The Dude! Shouldn't you be mixing a white russian there? 8:01 14-14 after an NBA use of timeouts. This should be local spots. 1) A new mandatory NFL Ray Rice Memorial Commercial. That wraps it up for the first half. Next we'll just be hoping for Kate Upton to show up on stage with Katy Perry for the Catherine Cleavage Bowl. Edited February 2, 2015 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 3) BMW i3 with Today show ex-hosts. There is now competition among cars with the structural integrity of a soda can. Ralonzo, did you ever see the video of a comparison test of a Chevy from the 60's to a modern Chevy. Might change your mind about structural integrity, although I will say an i3 is too small for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I thought the carnival spot was really classy, but then i'm a navy guy BTW I want to follow kate upton into battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share Posted February 2, 2015 Ralonzo, did you ever see the video of a comparison test of a Chevy from the 60's to a modern Chevy. Might change your mind about structural integrity, although I will say an i3 is too small for me. I was thinking more of Smart Cars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 flutie sucks therefore avocado commercials suck Liked the Doritos ad. Anything with Harry Chapin is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I always tear up at that song My whole family booed the nationwide commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Working for a competitor, I could be wrong, but was that Nationwide commercial the worst thing ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 yes that was awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Fiat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 we are all laughing at the bonermobile remark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 These commercials suck this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 btw could katy perry be any more airbrushed in the halftime teasers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Found the guy with no friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Now there's another reason not to go to McDonald's besides it just being awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 we just had a local spot with a handyman outfit inflating footballs lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 after the pete rose commercial my wife says: "i thought he was dead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 we just had a local spot with a handyman outfit inflating footballs lol And the same guys halftime ad dissed Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share Posted February 2, 2015 And the same guys halftime ad dissed Obama I had that one... that was great. My early clubhouse leaders from the first half: 1) Esurance Breaking Bad 2) Discover Screaming Goat 3) Avocado First Draft 8:37 Seattle takes the lead 17-14 1) Clash Of Clans Revenge with Liam Neeson. I believe him. But that won't save him. 2) Sprint. Screaming Goat is cashing some checks today. 3) Lexus drifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Liam Clash of Clans great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Liam Clash of Clans great. my fav, besides the one with kate upton as bathing valkyre I love my Dodge, but very old people are frightening to look at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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