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Super Bowl: Make a bet on Katy Perry's jugs


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Why in the world would I need the quote feature when I'm responding to the post directly above me? Did anyone NOT realize I was responding to Ryan L Billz?

 

Who the hell cares regardless? Do you have a giant stick up your ass constantly or what?

Wow.

Calm down Vlad the Impaler aka Dracula.

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safe bet she has deflated a lot of balls

 

Her California Girls video alone has deflated more balls than Tom Brady could dream of..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4

This video is so dumb. She's not even a good singer. Yes she has giant t**s. Yes I would love to engage in coitus with her. No I would not listen to this song at a Bills tailgate to appease a bunch of chubby, zubaz wearing, beer funneling, cigarette smoking, nasally accented girls from North Tonawanda.

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Unless Goodell bans her from showing anything. Which I wouldn't doubt. I would assume every man on earth wants a peek. well, most men anyways.

Hopefully we get the Janet Jackson slip this halftime.

This video is so dumb. She's not even a good singer. Yes she has giant t**s. Yes I would love to engage in coitus with her. No I would not listen to this song at a Bills tailgate to appease a bunch of chubby, zubaz wearing, beer funneling, cigarette smoking, nasally accented girls from North Tonawanda.

 

I would take the NT girls over the 4x jersey wearing pigs here in Maryland. Any day.....
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Coming from a dude with an avatar from a show that was all the rage 10 years ago I'm not sure I value what you consider humorous or not.

This makes zero sense. Just because the show isn't on the air means it's not funny? Help me out here.

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Why in the world would I need the quote feature when I'm responding to the post directly above me? Did anyone NOT realize I was responding to Ryan L Billz?

 

Who the hell cares regardless? Do you have a giant stick up your ass constantly or what?

Is this the fly under the radar thing you were talking about

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It's weird because I prefer brunettes/black hair chicks except for when large breasticles are involved. Dark hair and huge boobs makes me think of cheesy porn for some reason. SORRY KATIE PERRY. Kate Upton fits the mold better imo:

 

 

Yeah, you almost never see blonde huge-hootered pr0n bimbos. What planet are you from again?

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Coming from a dude with an avatar from a show that was all the rage 10 years ago I'm not sure I value what you consider humorous or not.

Worst comeback in the history of this website? It's gotta be in the discussion right?

It's weird because I prefer brunettes/black hair chicks except for when large breasticles are involved. Dark hair and huge boobs makes me think of cheesy porn for some reason. SORRY KATIE PERRY.

 

Your nightclub must be a real hoot. Edited by metzelaars_lives
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Welp if you want to give me the details on yours we can compare?

Or are we back on the whole "Crotchety old man who's bitter about being stuck with the same saggy trim for the rest of his life" thing? Because I could definitely hook you up with something young and new for a fun night out. As long as you don't make her sit there and listen to an Allman Brothers album because "It's important she understands what real music is."

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