4merper4mer Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 First off I don't think we should draft a QB high because: A: Manuel did show flashes, especially late in games. He may have been coddled by an inept coach and gained limited experience as a result, but that is not his fault. B: We stumbled our way into a pretty decent viable backup QB in Lewis IMO. C: Tuel is what should be expected of a 3. He got rushed into action this year and look very raw, but geez. I understand that some people will disagree with the above but: I can promise you that any team drafting Blake Bortles this year anywhere before the 4th round will end up as a laughingstock. I know a certain QB evangelist with a bad track record is about to go on a mission, but I can tell Bortles will fail. Why? Blake Bortles. Seriously? That might be a dumber name than Ryan Talleywhacker or Blaine Gabbert. Worse than Blaine! Think about that. There is no way this guy succeeds with half of the locker room chuckling every time someone says his name. I know they can't help the Bortles part, but his parents should have been arrested when the ink on the birth certificate was still wet. I get that they named him after the judge's putter from Caddyshack, but he is a person, not a running joke. Like Blaine, it is amazing he got this far but no way does he make it in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billadelphia Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Plus who wants to buy a jersey with 'Bortles' written on the back of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 I think the Texans can show their fans they care by drafting Carr 1st overall........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Is there anybody named "Tank" in this years draft? We should look into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 Is there anybody named "Tank" in this years draft? We should look into that. Does Clay Matthews have any brothers not named Casey worth a 4th rounder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Maybe we can pick up Jay Clocker in the offseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 Maybe we can pick up Jay Clocker in the offseason. I don't think that guy ever made it in the pros. I remember listening to that radio show and they really thought he'd be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 We would then need to draft a RB named James. Let the Bortles and James era begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 I don't think that guy ever made it in the pros. I remember listening to that radio show and they really thought he'd be good. Then he's a perfect fit. We specialize in QBs that never make it in the pros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Teddy Bridgewater...pfffff.....sounds like a stuffed animal that helps kids cross the river of dreams into the land of lollipops and sunshine. No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 JP Losman, was his fate sealed before he ever took the field? Ha'Sean "haha" Clinton-Dix, is that as good a Elvis "toast" Patterson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OP Class75 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 If you last name was spelled S-U-C-C-O-P, Would you pronounce it "Suck Up??????" Seriously???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Even Green Bay never picked up Jamaal Fudge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 We would then need to draft a RB named James. Let the Bortles and James era begin! Almost spit beer outta my nose on that one! Hehehe. Blake Bottles is not worse than. Guy Whimper though. Man I wish the rooster Blockers (Wang, Levitre, Wood) had made a stronger unit. Talk about epic names... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Eugene Cyril. Only seriously mean parents would name a kid that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Teddy Bridgewater...pfffff.....sounds like a stuffed animal that helps kids cross the river of dreams into the land of lollipops and sunshine. No thanks. Yeah, wasn't that the name of the kid in "Where the Wild Things Are?" Almost spit beer outta my nose on that one! Hehehe. Blake Bottles is not worse than Guy Whimper though. At least his parents knew he had a wimpy last name and tried to counterbalance that with the first name "Guy." Probably the other finalist for Whimper's first name was "Buck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 let's draft this guy. He could be a success http://espn.go.com/college-football/player/_/id/480550/david-fales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckinny Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 we have 2 Woods and a Johnson, seems only fitting we need a Whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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