Offside Number 76 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Stealing cookies. Really, Juice? http://gawker.com/o-j-simpson-stole-the-cookies-from-the-cookie-jar-1391731860?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gawker%2Ffull+%28Gawker%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 AWESOME pic. Wait...how can we ignore this part!? he National Enquirer also reported in February that Simpson has “gone gay” in prison, so these stories, while magnificent, are probably less than trustworthy. Because real talk: who would risk a stay in the SHU for oatmeal cookies? Easily the stupidest cookies out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbosrrgood Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Stealing cookies. Really, Juice? http://gawker.com/o-...r/full (Gawker) Yeah, looking at OJ I'd certainly believe he's stealing cookies...However, keep in mind this was "reported" by the national inquirer, bastions of knowledge and fact. Edited September 26, 2013 by Turbosrrgood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonborn10 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 National Enquirer broke the John Edwards scandal. Every once in a while they report real news. What are the odds that even 1 in 10 people on this board have any idea what I'm writing about??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 National Enquirer broke the John Edwards scandal. Every once in a while they report real news. What are the odds that even 1 in 10 people on this board have any idea what I'm writing about??? I know exactly what you're talking about. They beat everyone on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOFO Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 If the cookie wasn't bit you must acquit... couldn't help myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offside Number 76 Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 National Enquirer broke the John Edwards scandal. Every once in a while they report real news. What are the odds that even 1 in 10 people on this board have any idea what I'm writing about??? The time that Edwards got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless Ike Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 "like many of us, “eating his favorite foods is the only enjoyment he has left.” " !@#$, that's depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 if its chocolate chip, you must acquit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddenboy Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Check out one of the replies on the first page: "If I hid it" -Confessions of a Cookie Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutchwarfare Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Stopped reading after this: "According to sources with The National Enquirer,". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 "like many of us, “eating his favorite foods is the only enjoyment he has left.” " !@#$, that's depressing. yeah, I feel sorry for the author. I still enjoy Bills football ga... Oh, wait, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 He's now a fullback, or lineman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Stealing food from a chow hall in prison is big news? I imagine most every inmate does this. I mean is it really stealing if they just put it in their pocket? Edited September 26, 2013 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 The guy can literally get away with murder, but gets caught redhanded stealing cookies. Maybe they were really his all along, and he was just stealing them back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Wait...how can we ignore this part!? he National Enquirer also reported in February that Simpson has “gone gay” in prison, so these stories, while magnificent, are probably less than trustworthy. Because real talk: who would risk a stay in the SHU for oatmeal cookies? Easily the stupidest cookies out there. He's now a fullback, or lineman. Sounds more like a catcher. Edited September 26, 2013 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meatloaf Sandwich Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I love the responses of people hating oatmeal cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 "gone gay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davspo Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 did you see the remark after the article someone says he is writing a book "If I Did It: Confessions of a Cookie Monster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 If the cookie wasn't bit you must acquit... couldn't help myself.... If his pants don't fit....you-know the rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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