bowery4 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) You took your turn; and while you did, indeed, manage to sound like a dirty eighth grader, 'witty' still eludes you. I just realized this is a "wood ya" thread. Sort of. Edited August 23, 2013 by bowery4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1B4IDie Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) So far: 1st Place: One thing we know for sure...if the Bills keep jerking Wood around, they're gonna have a mess on their hands. Second Place I hope wood can get in colon browns head and make him perform Third Place Spiller is going to need Wood if he is going to penetrate the gaps. Honorable mention stroking my ego: Best thread in board history? I Wood say so. Extending Wood and pounding out a deal is crucial in allowing Manuel's release of the balls. We can penetrate this topic deeper. Edited August 23, 2013 by Why So Serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I never saw a saw that saws quite like that saw saws. (speakinyg of wood piles) If Chuck Knox was still the coach, and blitzers sometimes ran by Wood to toss the QB around, I bet we'd be wondering how many times Wood could get the QB chucked before Chuck would chuck Wood, if Chuck had the authority to chuck Wood if he could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Not sure how this is relevant to this discussion. Before wood we never had a good snapper Spiller is going to need Wood if he is going to penetrate the gaps. I don't get it. Best thread ever!!! Also, penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 So far: 1st Place: Second Place Third Place Honorable mention stroking my ego: Extending Wood and pounding out a deal is crucial in allowing Manuel's release of the balls. We can penetrate this topic deeper. Ah, I see you're baiting us to pull harder Wood puns. Clever, you master-baiting Wood guy, you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpleman Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 One thing we know for sure...if the Bills keep jerking Wood around, they're gonna have a mess on their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 OMG. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Also, penis. Now now, no reason to be a dick dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 One thing we know for sure...if the Bills keep jerking Wood around, they're gonna have a mess on their hands. ding, ding, ding....wiener. i mean winner! It's pretty hard to put a dollar figure on Eric Wood because of his injury history, as everyone including Wood and the Bills know. But this is a pretty good model, if Wood is going to look at it the way Sean Lee does, and all indications are that Wood is a very good guy. http://profootballta...injury-history/ not a winner but thoughtful. So far: 1st Place: Second Place Third Place Honorable mention stroking my ego: Extending Wood and pounding out a deal is crucial in allowing Manuel's release of the balls. We can penetrate this topic deeper. that's right in there too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazzu Bill Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I think we would all agree that at the end of the preseason, it's in everybody's best interest that Wood remains uncut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meatloaf Sandwich Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Oh wow... Epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 If Wood lasts the entire season, consult your physician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1B4IDie Posted August 30, 2013 Author Share Posted August 30, 2013 Whaley Extends Wood and closes the deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 One thing we know for sure...if the Bills keep jerking Wood around, they're gonna have a mess on their hands. Ha! Seriously, thanks man...havnt laughed in a while. Another divorce. I gotta lotta mess on my hands! GO BILLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo poonani Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Just saw the email... The Wood situation has been fully e-rectified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) wood extension stiffens the Bills line Bills pay big for Wood extension It's inevitable that Wood will stray a small mod It's inevitable that Wood stays firm Edited August 31, 2013 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Glad to see him rewarded. Well, I didn't actually see that happen but anyway He's one of those team members who seems to get bigger as the game goes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalftimeAdjustment Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 With the news that Wood's extension is complete... this thread has come to a climax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 With the news that Wood's extension is complete... this thread has come to a climax. Cigarettes for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 With the news that Wood's extension is complete... this thread has come to a climax. For the Jills, that's probably tough to swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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