Captain Hindsight Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 So I'm going to be flying home this weekend from my brothers in Cinci and I have an electric razor that I want to take with me, but I dont know if I can take it on the plane. TSA guidelines are unclear and i dont want them to throw it out or mail it home Anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 It's classified as a small electronic device and is OK. Assuming you have a carry-on bag, put it in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Is "electronic razor" codeword for battery operated sex toy? Stash it in the bung hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 pretty sure your best option is to duct tape it to your back, under your shirt...that avoids all the hassles of having to declare it, check it..blah blah blah...thank you, Bin Laden.... So I'm going to be flying home this weekend from my brothers in Cinci and I have an electric razor that I want to take with me, but I dont know if I can take it on the plane. TSA guidelines are unclear and i dont want them to throw it out or mail it home Anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 If they question you say: "At least it's not a bomb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 So I'm going to be flying home this weekend from my brothers in Cinci and I have an electric razor that I want to take with me, but I dont know if I can take it on the plane. TSA guidelines are unclear and i dont want them to throw it out or mail it home Anyone know? I don'tx thinkq the razorn is a problemq but the extensionq bar and largen mirrorz you usem withz itx couldn raisen some eyebrowsm. Youz shouldn really considern electrolysism to avoidm this issuen. I thinkq mostm placesn offerm a "full backw discount". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 pretty sure your best option is to duct tape it to your back, under your shirt...that avoids all the hassles of having to declare it, check it..blah blah blah...thank you, Bin Laden.... Most terrosists don't shave so no worries...Ooops I'm profiling again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Most terrosists don't shave so no worries...Ooops I'm profiling again! They shave as one of their last things before suicide bombing. So they wouldn't need to pack a razor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Rick Gassko: What the hell are you doing? Brad: I'm slashing my wrist. Rick Gassko: With an electric razor? Brad: Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades. Rick Gassko: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Is "electronic razor" codeword for battery operated sex toy? Stash it in the bung hole. In the event of a dildo, its FAA policy not to infer ownership. Always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 They shave as one of their last things before suicide bombing. So they wouldn't need to pack a razor. You know, that almost sounds legit. In the event of a dildo, its FAA policy not to infer ownership. Always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo". So, when they were looking in your baggage, did they ask about "a dildo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 You know, that almost sounds legit. I think I saw it on a TV show or movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 I think I saw it on a TV show or movie. Gotta be true then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 They shave as one of their last things before suicide bombing. So they wouldn't need to pack a razor. Kind of the same reason they don't need a round trip ticket, or an extended vehicle warrenty? Ah the simple life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 My advice - don't try flying alone. Definitely take a plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Kind of the same reason they don't need a round trip ticket, or an extended vehicle warrenty? Ah the simple life! That just reminded me, my sister in law said I fit the profile of a domestic terrorist. I mean, she is qualified to make that decision, but yeah, I am a little bit scared to fly now. She wouldn't tell me all of the reasons, not that I really tried to ask...but I have a beard, live in the country, in my 30's, semi edumacated, and a large male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 That just reminded me, my sister in law said I fit the profile of a domestic terrorist. I mean, she is qualified to make that decision, but yeah, I am a little bit scared to fly now. She wouldn't tell me all of the reasons, not that I really tried to ask...but I have a beard, live in the country, in my 30's, semi edumacated, and a large male. And you have easy access to manure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 (edited) Is "electronic razor" codeword for battery operated sex toy? Stash it in the bung hole. You sicko! They said "electric razor." I see no "edit" in their post (OP)... Slip on your part combining posts #1 & #2? You have been working w/cows too long! J/K.... :nana: They shave as one of their last things before suicide bombing. So they wouldn't need to pack a razor. LoL! What harem of virgins likes their man unshaven? Edited December 1, 2012 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 That just reminded me, my sister in law said I fit the profile of a domestic terrorist. I mean, she is qualified to make that decision, but yeah, I am a little bit scared to fly now. She wouldn't tell me all of the reasons, not that I really tried to ask...but I have a beard, live in the country, in my 30's, semi edumacated, and a large male. You'd be OK to fly, but please give us a heads up if you suddenly get the urge to park your vehicle in populated areas or around government buildings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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