ieatcrayonz Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 "Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio go for a walk together. They come to a sign saying "beauty contest inside" and Snow White says she wants to enter it. She does and returns thirty minutes later with a big smile saying: "I won". A little while later they come upon a sign saying "strong man contest inside". Superman says he wants to enter it and comes back a few minutes later with a smile saying: "I won it"! Shortly they come upon a sign saying "lying contest inside". Pinocchio says he wants to enter it and five minutes later returns with tears in his eyes saying: "Anybody know who Barack Obama is?" I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I don't get it. Pinochio has a long nose A long nose means he has a long something else Modern myth is that black men have long something else Obama is black Clearly a Racist® remark by 3rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 Pinochio has a long nose A long nose means he has a long something else Modern myth is that black men have long something else Obama is black Clearly a Racist® remark by 3rd It's clear you grew up in the Keystone State and have real problems. Any state with towns named Intercourse and Blue Balls has an inordinate focus on sex and must be hiding a statewide inferiority complex. No wonder the word "shrinkage" is used by more Eagle and Steeler fans than the rest of the league combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 It's clear you grew up in the Keystone State and have real problems. Any state with towns named Intercourse and Blue Balls has an inordinate focus on sex and must be hiding a statewide inferiority complex. No wonder the word "shrinkage" is used by more Eagle and Steeler fans than the rest of the league combined. It's clear you have no understanding of the Keystone state. Grouping Steeler and Eagle fans together is like grouping Jets, Giants, and Bills fans together. Philadelphia and the surrounding area is by far the largest population center in Pennsylvania. Therefore, your "shrinkage" comparison is skewed like a poll with a +11 Democrat bias showing Obama in front. Your pathetic attempt at humor in regards to town names is also an EPIC FAIL. Look on a map sometime. Those towns are all in Eastern PA. In the future, don't confuse us Western PA folks with those fancy froo foo Soda Drinking Iggle fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 It's clear you have no understanding of the Keystone state. Grouping Steeler and Eagle fans together is like grouping Jets, Giants, and Bills fans together. Philadelphia and the surrounding area is by far the largest population center in Pennsylvania. Therefore, your "shrinkage" comparison is skewed like a poll with a +11 Democrat bias showing Obama in front. Your pathetic attempt at humor in regards to town names is also an EPIC FAIL. Look on a map sometime. Those towns are all in Eastern PA. In the future, don't confuse us Western PA folks with those fancy froo foo Soda Drinking Iggle fans Youins from somewhere near the three rivers that can barely speak the English language and think Mckeesport is the vacation point for all of the working man might not understand that Pittsburgh is just a suburb of Philly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfatbillsfan Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Only as far as the left took "I can see Russia from my house", which wasn't actually said by Palin That works, because Obama didn't actually tell business owners that they didn't build their own business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 That works, because Obama didn't actually tell business owners that they didn't build their own business. So Fatty, why don't you post his actual comments? It's OK if you put them in context or out of context. I'm calling you stepping in it before the shoe hits the pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfatbillsfan Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 So Fatty, why don't you post his actual comments? It's OK if you put them in context or out of context. I'm calling you stepping in it before the shoe hits the pavement. I'll do you one better and post you a link to the actual speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Youins from somewhere near the three rivers that can barely speak the English language and think Mckeesport is the vacation point for all of the working man might not understand that Pittsburgh is just a suburb of Philly. Y'ins need to learn how to spell. And I'm not from around Trois Rivieres, I'm from Erie. Which btw is the vacation point, not McKeesport. Bet you didn't know more people vacation in Erie than Yellowstone. Calling Pittsburgh a suburb of Philly is like saying Buffalo is a suburb of New York or Toronto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Pinochio has a long nose A long nose means he has a long something else Modern myth is that black men have long something else Obama is black Clearly a Racist® remark by 3rd Did he also call him "Monday?" That works, because Obama didn't actually tell business owners that they didn't build their own business. Sure he did. Twice, no less. You see, the "that" he used (twice) refers to the business, not the bridges and roads which he was talking about prior to those fateful line, because those would be "those." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfatbillsfan Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Did he also call him "Monday?" Sure he did. Twice, no less. You see, the "that" he used (twice) refers to the business, not the bridges and roads which he was talking about prior to those fateful line, because those would be "those." Sure man, believe whatever you need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted July 29, 2012 Author Share Posted July 29, 2012 It's clear you have no understanding of the Keystone state. Grouping Steeler and Eagle fans together is like grouping Jets, Giants, and Bills fans together. Philadelphia and the surrounding area is by far the largest population center in Pennsylvania. Therefore, your "shrinkage" comparison is skewed like a poll with a +11 Democrat bias showing Obama in front. Your pathetic attempt at humor in regards to town names is also an EPIC FAIL. Look on a map sometime. Those towns are all in Eastern PA. In the future, don't confuse us Western PA folks with those fancy froo foo Soda Drinking Iggle fans Why would you group 2 Jersey teams in with a NY team? As a sometime resident of western PA I understand your reluctance to be grouped in with the Philly people but let's be realistic. Politically they own you, and until you get Erie and its suburb, Pittsburgh to vote overwhelmingly for the good guys, Philadelphia rules. As far as town names go, you don't think "Union City" shouldn't be thrown in there with Blue Balls and Intercourse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldTraveller Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Sure man, believe whatever you need to. Talk about delusional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 you don't think "Union City" shouldn't be thrown in there with Blue Balls and Intercourse? Union City A little slice of West Virginia closer to home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 So Fatty, why don't you post his actual comments? It's OK if you put them in context or out of context. I'm calling you stepping in it before the shoe hits the pavement. Please don't sully the good name of "Fatty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxrock Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 (edited) I'll do you one better and post you a link to the actual speech. youtube.com/watch?v=192oEC5TX_Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llQUrko0Gqw&list=UU89Dm7igru3ebOTRmCVTV4w&index=1&feature=plcp Edited July 29, 2012 by Oxrock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Sure he did. Twice, no less. You see, the "that" he used (twice) refers to the business, not the bridges and roads which he was talking about prior to those fateful line, because those would be "those." Really?? Come on man, how can you say that of course he was referring to the bridges and roads. Because he used the wrong word you're saying he meant they didn't build their business? Ooookay. But as I've come to the realization you don't have to take those words out of context for it to be stupid. It's stupid in the context of the whole bit. Business owners didn't build those? What exactly does that mean and as I've said a bunch of times here. What's the point? What point was he trying to make. None, he's playing class warfare and it's backfiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I'll do you one better and post you a link to the actual speech. youtube.com/watch?v=192oEC5TX_Q Doesn't help. The context is worse than the single line itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I think I can distill his message even more than I already have. It basically comes down to "You don't deserve it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 I think I can distill his message even more than I already have. It basically comes down to "You don't deserve it." That's zen. I wonder what BO will have told Henry Flagler or George Eastman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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