inkman Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Its a facade. The bleech blonde hair and makup throw up a perception of hotness that really isn't there. Yea, I saw her on TV and thought she was hot, but after seeing some pictures she really isnt. Underbite, stick legs with no shape, gross feet, no thanks. I mean I'd still bang her if I was straight, but I see better looking girls at Wegmans every time I'm there. I'd take any of the woman who were sitting at that Kalil table 10 times over, including his mom. Excellent observation man in tights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Betcha the curtains don't match the carpet..... Beefy, definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) Betcha the curtains don't match the carpet..... Yes, but I'm guessing it's all bare floor down there anyway. Edited April 27, 2012 by KD in CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan89 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) Why would you get married at that age? Dude is going to be a starting QB in the NFL at some point. Unless he has some sort of agreement with her where he can get side that guy is just foolish. Now Matt Kalil's mom on the other is a milf http://www.opposingviews.com/i/sports/nfl/2012-nfl-draft-winners-ryan-tannehill%E2%80%99s-fianc%C3%A9e-matt-kalil%E2%80%99s-mom-photos Edited April 27, 2012 by billsfan89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I don't think she's so great. I mean, I'd nail her of course, if not for the fins connection. But in a given week, I see 5-10 waitresses way cuter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 You could project a drive-in movie on that forehead!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geno Smith's Arm Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I predict failure. She will ruin him! He will be too comfortable, his career will plummet, and she will take all his money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I predict failure. She will ruin him! He will be too comfortable, his career will plummet, and she will take all his money. He doesn't need his wife to ruin him. He's on the -ing dolphins for sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 No, no she's not. She is smokin hot! Great find. And yes, yes I woood...many, many times! She's a less pretty version of Pete Sampras' wife from that Adam Sandler movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FistingBot Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Yeah but she's got HUGE feet! Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that! (seriously, I can't overlook huge feet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Gives new meaning to the term "NFL Draft Bust" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FleaMoulds80 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 She's hot but i've seen hotter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiero Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Good call! Matt Kalil Mom for an older guy like me. http://windycitizensports.wordpress.com/2012/04/27/and-the-winner-of-ms-nfl-draft-2012-is/matt-kalil-mom-and-sister/ You and me both! I was like Daaaamn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Wayyyy too tall. Couldn't nail a 6'3 chick. That's what milk crates are for. She's my kind of Miami Vice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Gives new meaning to the term "NFL Draft Bust" Weird you mention it because that's not her best asset. Tiny! Which brings me to my next question, what are her assets? Blond and skinny I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Wayyyy too tall. Couldn't nail a 6'3 chick. She's 6'3"...in heelmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Weird you mention it because that's not her best asset. Tiny! Which brings me to my next question, what are her assets? Blond and skinny I guess. I understand, but it was a double entendre i couldnt resist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterpan Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Russell Wilsons babe is way hotter. Still looks super high maint though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Not sure who the chick in blue is, but she looks good with a Bills hat with Stephon Oh, and regarding Mrs Tannehill... SCHWING! C'mon dude.... That his 13 yr old sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Anorexia personified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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