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Make your top 3 worst analogies between Buffalo athletes and historical Russian figures!!!!

 

Clint Malarchuk : Catherine the Great - Instead of dying while fornicating with a horse he got his throat slashed with a skate and lived.

 

Ko Simpson : Anastasia Romanov - Unfathomable net worth yet managed to disappear without a trace.

 

JP Losman : Yuri Gegarin - First man in space and first QB to put a ball into sub orbit on a 5 yard out.

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Make your top 3 worst analogies between Buffalo athletes and historical Russian figures!!!!

 

Clint Malarchuk : Catherine the Great - Instead of dying while fornicating with a horse he got his throat slashed with a skate and lived.

 

Ko Simpson : Anastasia Romanov - Unfathomable net worth yet managed to disappear without a trace.

"I'm Ko Simpson of the Buffalo Bills, and I'm worth millions!"

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I guess Ryan Denney's 31 starts may not be enough for him to make the list here.

 

Make your top 3 worst analogies between Buffalo athletes and historical Russian figures!!!!

 

Clint Malarchuk : Catherine the Great - Instead of dying while fornicating with a horse he got his throat slashed with a skate and lived.

 

Ko Simpson : Anastasia Romanov - Unfathomable net worth yet managed to disappear without a trace.

 

JP Losman : Yuri Gegarin - First man in space and first QB to put a ball into sub orbit on a 5 yard out.

 

This is hilarious.

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Make your top 3 worst analogies between Buffalo athletes and historical Russian figures!!!!

 

Clint Malarchuk : Catherine the Great - Instead of dying while fornicating with a horse he got his throat slashed with a skate and lived.

 

Ko Simpson : Anastasia Romanov - Unfathomable net worth yet managed to disappear without a trace.

 

JP Losman : Yuri Gegarin - First man in space and first QB to put a ball into sub orbit on a 5 yard out.

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put your top three that should have been cut after thier first year but kept hanging on .... as starters!

 

3 Rob johnson

2 Chris Kelsay

1 kieth ellison...without a doubt a guy I thought would be cut every year.

 

3: Chris Kelsay

2: JP Losman

1: Mike Williams (for his time here)

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Jeff Wright (how do you beat the Super Bowl era Bills? up the middle)

Robert Royal is a good one (feet inbounds, moron)

Collins/Losman/Edwards (all were given too much time to fail)

Man, Robert Royal... I remember my friends and I would yell at the TV not to throw it to "stone hands." Guy just could not catch.

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Jeff Wright (how do you beat the Super Bowl era Bills? up the middle)

Robert Royal is a good one (feet inbounds, moron)

Collins/Losman/Edwards (all were given too much time to fail)

 

Collins? He was draftedin '95, backed up Kelly for 2 years(and to be fair looked much improved the second year) and had one years as a starter before he and the Bills parted ways. Three years isn't exactly a long time, especially for a number two QB pick who seemed to be ascending by the end of '96...

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