#34fan Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Heshe won sexiest heshe of al time. I honestly think, if judged fairly, Madonna would be hard pressed to win "hottest woman at the Akron Walmart at 2AM on a Thursday morning" award. If you do a web show on this, don't forget to at least give Lee an honorable mention. Heshe? -Really? I don't think that's fair at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Any reference to hot and Jane Fonda in the same list is a major fail. On the contrary...I would rank her higher, in her prime. As far as current "bimbos" go, they are all attractive, but boring as hell...but, I will say, I met Eva Mendez a few years ago, about a week before the movie "Out Of Time" came out. I had no idea who she was, or that she was an actress. She just came into the record store I work in, one Saturday. I thought, at that time, she was one of the most beautiful women I had ever laid eyes on (Elle McPherson is pretty close in that category for me....next day, I am at the bar, watching the Bills game, and every other commercial break, they ran ads for that movie...I was shocked...I was telling all my buddy's "holy ****, that is her, that's the chick I met yesterday!" She really made an impression...no make-up, dressed pretty normal in jeans and a t-shirt...plus she was looking for the song "Alone Again, Naturally" by Gilbert O'Sullivan... A few weeks later, I saw her at a show (Detroit Cobras) with Luke Wilson...apparently they were making a movie here in town... Edited December 11, 2011 by Buftex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Reading top down, the first 5 looked reasonable. And then I got to Madonna?? Britney Spears?? And then just laughed out loud at Jennifer Aniston at #1. Hotter than Raquel Welch?!?!? Have these idiots ever heard of Sophia Loren?? Bridget Bardot, Natalie Wood, Leena Olin, Mary Tyler Moore (as Mary Richards or Laura Petrie)...just so many... Edited December 11, 2011 by Buftex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Helen of Troy, anyone? Face that launched a thousand ships? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Heshe? -Really? I don't think that's fair at all. Nature isn't always fair. Sometimes it doesn't give enough and sometimes it gives too much. In case you still don't get it I will spell it out for you. Heshe is a h-e-r-b-i-v-o-r-e which means born with a d!c%. Helen of Troy, anyone? Face that launched a thousand ships? I see what you're doing here but some old time actresses were hot and if Madonna made the top ten then the bar is set pretty low. Betty friggin Boop is hotter than Madonna and she is a drawing, Anyway, back in the day there was a hot french actress that actually shaved her armpits. Her name was Catherine DeNude which I'm sure was a stage name. You also could go with Nastasia Kinski. Edited December 11, 2011 by ieatcrayonz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I see what you're doing here but some old time actresses were hot and if Madonna made the top ten then the bar is set pretty low. Betty friggin Boop is hotter than Madonna and she is a drawing, Jessica Rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Jessica Rabbit? The Big Cat thinks so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Bridget Bardot, Natalie Wood, Leena Olin, Mary Tyler Moore (as Mary Richards or Laura Petrie)...just so many... You really hit the it out of the park with the first three. Bridget may be #1 of all time. To me, she was the first of what I would call modern looking beauties. Leena Olin had an unreal body. As for the list, Pam Anderson could have made it if she didn't attach balloons to her chest. Has anybody ever noticed that she has some of the hottest legs ever? I didn't think so. Pictures of her before she became was Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew call a "female female impersonator" are outstanding. Britney was hot for about 10 minutes. I think she peaked when she was on halftime of the Super Bowl. Anybody who was over the hill at say 23 years old should not be on this list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 http://news.yahoo.co...232659-868.html 10. Angelina Jolie 9. Jane Fonda 8. Pamela Anderson 7. Bettie Page 6. Ursula Andress 5. Madonna 4. Britney Spears 3. Marilyn Monroe 2. Raquel Welch 1. Jennifer Aniston 10. HO-lie may be a top 10 skank, but she has no business being on this list, Brad Pitt is an idiot. 9. Pretty hot back in the 60's, but it didn't last, 8. 7. zzzzzzzzzzzzz 6. Smoking hot in Dr. No, and still hot for many years after. 5. WTF 4. Red hot when she 1st started, went to hell pretty quick. 3. Pretty hot I guess, but before my time. 2. Yum 1. Greatest nips ever, may not be #1 but she belongs here. Brad Pitt is an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Madonna is on the list and Farrah isn't? - sounds legit to me - NOT And how about the fine woman currently occupying my Avatar space - Jacklyn Smith - Way hotter than Jane Fonda. I agree - Top Ten Fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 1. Greatest nips ever, may not be #1 but she belongs here. Brad Pitt is an idiot. I haven't had the pleasure yet... Have you ever seen Farrah's nips? Those things were amazing! Madonna is on the list and Farrah isn't? - sounds legit to me - NOT And how about the fine woman currently occupying my Avatar space - Jacklyn Smith - Way hotter than Jane Fonda. I agree - Top Ten Fail Madonna is not even in the top 1000 chicks of all time...and I mean that seriously. Agree about both Farrah and Jacklyn Smith...might as well throw in Cheryl Tiegs (sp?) while we're at it. All way, WAY hotter than frickin Madonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Wow. This and the ancient Women You Find Attractive Part Deux dragged up. What is causing all this horniness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Let's not discount how good looking Kate Jackson was....maybe not hot but VERY good looking I haven't had the pleasure yet... Have you ever seen Farrah's nips? Those things were amazing! Madonna is not even in the top 1000 chicks of all time...and I mean that seriously. Agree about both Farrah and Jacklyn Smith...might as well throw in Cheryl Tiegs (sp?) while we're at it. All way, WAY hotter than frickin Madonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Jennifer Anniston - highly debatable if she should even be on this list much less #1 Britney Spears on her best day clearly does not belong on this list Pamela Anderson - please to me a part of being sexy is maintaining some sense of dignity and "feminine mystery" about yourself. Pamela turned into a pig with her behavior and plastic surgery. Madonna - whay not give her a tie with Lady Gaga - c'mon - she should make a top tem most impactful women but certainly not sexy. The fact that Btiget Bardot is not on the list much less in the top 5 completes the epic fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 J Madonna - whay not give her a tie with Lady Gaga - c'mon - she should make a top tem most impactful women but certainly not sexy. What if the list were: "Top ten sexiest women with horrifyingly ugly faces, attitudes, demeanor, and sense of decorum". Would Madonna make ti then? I think she'd have a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) What if the list were: "Top ten sexiest women with horrifyingly ugly faces, attitudes, demeanor, and sense of decorum". Would Madonna make ti then? Just barely 10. Madonna 9. Courtney Love 8. Lady Gaga 7. Jessica Simpson 6. PJ Harvey 5. Gina Gershon 4. Amy Winehouse 3. Paris Hilton 2. Bjork 1. Michelle Rodriguez Edited December 12, 2011 by gringo starr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Wow. This and the ancient Women You Find Attractive Part Deux dragged up. What is causing all this horniness? Being men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Just barely 10. Madonna 9. Courtney Love 8. Lady Gaga 7. Jessica Simpson 6. PJ Harvey 5. Gina Gershon4. Amy Winehouse 3. Paris Hilton 2. Bjork 1. Michelle Rodriguez You had me, until you lumped Gina Gershon in with this group...not even sure who #1 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 You had me, until you lumped Gina Gershon in with this group...not even sure who #1 is. Yeah, you're right. She is much cooler than the rest. Maybe take out Gina Gershon and put Fergie in her place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Agree about both Farrah and Jacklyn Smith...might as well throw in Cheryl Tiegs (sp?) while we're at it. All way, WAY hotter than frickin Madonna. I don't know what it is, but I never thoght Farrah was hot...ever...even when she was "hot"...she always looked like the baby bird my sister tried to rescue when we were kids... Kate Jackson was always my favorite angel, and Farrah's replacement, wasn't too shabby either...Cheryl Tiegs? Yummy... Yeah, you're right. She is much cooler than the rest. Maybe take out Gina Gershon and put Fergie in her place. btw- love most of PJ Harvey's music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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