JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Somehow this sounds really wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I felt like Ive been getting my prostate checked every time I renewed my tickets from 1999-2010... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 (edited) It HAS to be digital?? I mean, I'm an analog guy - what can I say... Edited September 29, 2011 by Coach Tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Nice. Stadium tours and digital rectal exams. Who could refuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 It HAS to be digital?? I mean, I'm an analog guy - what can I say... A strap-on is $50 extra PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Now, if we could only combine this with a mobile Booty Lounge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 (edited) Cool. Maybe they could designate one of the gates as screening area and Include this as part of the security check before each game. Results would be posted on the big board at half time. Edited September 29, 2011 by Joe_the_6_pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Jay, do you have this in downloadable/savable format? the board wont let me save it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted September 29, 2011 Author Share Posted September 29, 2011 Jay, do you have this in downloadable/savable format? the board wont let me save it... Really? Click on it, and then right-click on the image and then click 'save image as'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Now, if we could only combine this with a mobile Booty Lounge... You're on to something here. What if they started giving digital rectal exams in the Booty Lounge? Lots of men would be screened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Really? Click on it, and then right-click on the image and then click 'save image as'. Funny, thats exactly what I was doing and it was saving it as index.php. I futzed around with it and got it to download. Stupid computers, cant wait for this technology fad to end Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog69 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 True story. Years ago, one of my kids had a fever. My wife sent me to the drug store to buy a rectal thermometer. I could not find on labeled "rectal thermometer" so I grabbed the one from the shelf and asked the Pharmacist "whats the difference between a normal thermometer and a rectal one". He replies with "the taste" and proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for quite a while before seriously answering my question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted September 29, 2011 Author Share Posted September 29, 2011 True story. Years ago, one of my kids had a fever. My wife sent me to the drug store to buy a rectal thermometer. I could not find on labeled "rectal thermometer" so I grabbed the one from the shelf and asked the Pharmacist "whats the difference between a normal thermometer and a rectal one". He replies with "the taste" and proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for quite a while before seriously answering my question. Pharmacist humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Drop your drawers and bend over boys .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS 56 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 OK, who likes the digital exam? Still I applaud the effort... some facts guys.. Other than skin cancer, prostate cancer is the most common cancer in American men. The latest American Cancer Society estimates for prostate cancer in the United States are for 2011: About 240,890 new cases of prostate cancer will be diagnosed About 33,720 men will die of prostate cancer About 1 man in 6 will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during his lifetime. More than 2 million men in the United States who have been diagnosed with prostate cancer at some point are still alive today. Prostate cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death in American men, behind only lung cancer. About 1 man in 36 will die of prostate cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted September 29, 2011 Author Share Posted September 29, 2011 OK, who likes the digital exam? Still I applaud the effort... some facts guys.. Other than skin cancer, prostate cancer is the most common cancer in American men. The latest American Cancer Society estimates for prostate cancer in the United States are for 2011: About 240,890 new cases of prostate cancer will be diagnosed About 33,720 men will die of prostate cancer About 1 man in 6 will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during his lifetime. More than 2 million men in the United States who have been diagnosed with prostate cancer at some point are still alive today. Prostate cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death in American men, behind only lung cancer. About 1 man in 36 will die of prostate cancer. And Marv Levy is a survivor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I had a friend who always had female doctors. I asked why. "Long slender fingers." Oh........ Of course my doctor was an ex-offensive lineman for a super bowl winning team and always refused to take of his SB ring before my exam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Leonidas Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Does this mean we'll have a month of brown equipment to go along with that nonsense of pink gloves and shoes during the month of October?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harveyj001 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 By digital are they talking about number of digits (fingers)? I for one will take the single size please! I HATE that part of my Navy physical, now that I am over 40!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
West End Stench Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Does this mean there will be another, separate, "pat-down" line when entering Ralph Wilson Stadium next Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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