Captain Hindsight Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 These were too good to let go Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:23 PM) Fitz makes onions cry MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:23 PM) Sun Tzu wrote: “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Fitz, run.” jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:22 PM) Fitzy once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:22 PM) The Mayans ended their calendar in 2012 in anticipation of Super Bowl MVP Ryan Fitzpatrick Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:21 PM) Fitz can draw a circle... with a ruler Hopeful : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) Is one of you capturing this? Too much! LOL! MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) Seal team Six is the government code name for Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) haha sage Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:19 PM) The word "phobia" is latin for Fitzpatrick SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:19 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick won the main event at the World Series of Poker...using pokemon cards. jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) hahah SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Ryan Fitzpatrick. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) keep'em coming BiggieScooby : (19 September 2011 - 10:17 PM) great highlight by berman, he da man! /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:17 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick can not only break the speed of light, he can fix it too Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) Fitz just changed his DNA to make usre no one can duplicate him... he just did it again MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) lol honus wagner. When Marv Levy talked about crossing the river, Fitz was already on the other side. kota : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) it was awesome i love Berman jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) haha... sorry about that captain hindsight SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) epic bills highlight on the fastest 3 minutes Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) @ Jwolfe... just spit my water... new keyboard needed Bosports20 : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) love boomer /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) Honus Wagner's most prized collectable is an autographed Ryan Fitzpatrick rookie card jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) They used to make Amish Rifle toilet paper, but it wouldnt take **** from anybody MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Trent Edwards is afraid to throw a check down when he sees Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Fitz unscrambles scrambled eggs jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) haha, nice Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Fitz doesnt wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:12 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick doesn't read the playbook. All the X's and O's assemble themselves out of fear jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) Fitzy's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) Eric Clapton took guitar lessons from Fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) A Klondike Bar would do anything for Ryan Fitzpatrick MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) Fitz's stare can make onions cry. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) There is a paper airlplane on the moon that is signed Fitz... /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) If Fitz lived in ancient Sparta, the other 299 guys could have stayed home qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:09 PM) Labrador puppies think Fitzy is cute MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:08 PM) this is awesome - it is now fun to be a Bills fan again ... for awhile at least /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:08 PM) Fitz taught Yoda how to use the Force MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) lol Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) Fitz's children were born with a full beard MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) Fitz grew his awesome beard by 16. Seconds. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:06 PM) Fitz has a pet sasquatch Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:05 PM) Fitz farted... and the universe was born Fitzbeardy : (19 September 2011 - 10:04 PM) Fitz just broke the all time saves record.. in one night.. MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:04 PM) When Google can't find something, it calls Fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:03 PM) oh wait, we're doing Ryan Fitzpatrick. lol, I do these with Ron Paul too /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:03 PM) Ron Paul once ordered a Whopper from KFC. And got one PromoTheRobot : (19 September 2011 - 10:02 PM) Midas turned to Fitz MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:02 PM) Fitz fought the law and .... Fitz won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwolf02 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitzy doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleed Bills Blue Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Well, it's like Marv always said: "When it's too tough for Chuck Norris, it's just right for Fitz." Edited September 20, 2011 by Bleed Bills Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Ryan Fitzpatrick is so manly that his penis grows a beard God created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th, because he wanted to watch Fitz play on Sunday Edited September 20, 2011 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's in My Blood Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Ryan Fitzpatrick is so manly that his penis grows a beard God created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th, because he wanted to watch Fitz play on Sunday So does mine. My girlfriend hates it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cincinnati Kid Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Oh my god! I was laughing so hard! Good job guys. Way to keep it alive from the Shout Box Hindsight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 So does mine. My girlfriend hates it. Boo Fitz bottles his urine, it is called Dos Equis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBills92 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 IF Fitzpatrick was leading the Jews out of Egypt they would have crossed on his beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan714 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz scored a 1580 on his SAT simply by writing Ryan Fitzpatrick for every answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz chews cement blocks instead of trident gum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cincinnati Kid Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz doesn't sleep at night, he waits for morning, then throws Touchdown passes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan714 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz doesn't need a break between the halfs, the game needs a break from Ryan Fitzpatrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunninRebel Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 If Fitz was a politician a baby would kiss him Fitz squeezed wine and made grapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyd19 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz has never done a push-up, he just pushes the ground down. The Texas state flag used to have six points in it's lone star, until Fitz threw a spiral and knocked one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 First they were Chuck Norris jokes then they were Tebow jokes then Fitz was so good he laid the jokes to rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyd19 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 When Obama gets that phone call at two in the morning....he immediately calls Fitz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cincinnati Kid Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz doesnt face Old Glory and sing the National Anthem, Old Glory faces Fitz and sings Amish Paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Fitz doesnt face Old Glory and sing the National Anthem, Old Glory faces Fitz and sings Amish Paradise. The NRA is changing its name to ARA - Amish Rifle Association (That would make a cool shirt actually. - "Proud Member of the A.R.A." with a picture of Fitz or something) You guys do realize this will wind up in the Bills Locker Room, to the embarrassment of Fitzy? Edited September 20, 2011 by Hopeful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) The NRA is changing its name to ARA - Amish Rifle Association (That would make a cool shirt actually. - "Proud Member of the A.R.A." with a picture of Fitz or something) You guys do realize this will wind up in the Bills Locker Room, to the embarrassment of Fitzy? I need to have a shirt made now that you said that. I think this pic would help it out too. http://fourthdownfootball.com/assets/ryan-fitzpatrick.jpg Edited September 20, 2011 by The Wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) When Obama gets that phone call at two in the morning....he immediately calls Fitz. Please don't blame that mess in D.C. on Fitz! One is the ultimate "over acheiver" the other the ultimate "under achiever". Edited September 20, 2011 by billsfreak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz scored a 1580 on his SAT simply by writing Ryan Fitzpatrick for every answer. I heard Fitzpatrick can divide by zero.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AReed Deep For 7 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 These were too good to let go Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:23 PM) Fitz makes onions cry MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:23 PM) Sun Tzu wrote: “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Fitz, run.” jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:22 PM) Fitzy once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:22 PM) The Mayans ended their calendar in 2012 in anticipation of Super Bowl MVP Ryan Fitzpatrick Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:21 PM) Fitz can draw a circle... with a ruler Hopeful : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) Is one of you capturing this? Too much! LOL! MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) Seal team Six is the government code name for Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:20 PM) haha sage Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:19 PM) The word "phobia" is latin for Fitzpatrick SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:19 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick won the main event at the World Series of Poker...using pokemon cards. jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) hahah SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Ryan Fitzpatrick. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:18 PM) keep'em coming BiggieScooby : (19 September 2011 - 10:17 PM) great highlight by berman, he da man! /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:17 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick can not only break the speed of light, he can fix it too Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) Fitz just changed his DNA to make usre no one can duplicate him... he just did it again MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) lol honus wagner. When Marv Levy talked about crossing the river, Fitz was already on the other side. kota : (19 September 2011 - 10:16 PM) it was awesome i love Berman jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) haha... sorry about that captain hindsight SageAgainstT... : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) epic bills highlight on the fastest 3 minutes Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:15 PM) @ Jwolfe... just spit my water... new keyboard needed Bosports20 : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) love boomer /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) Honus Wagner's most prized collectable is an autographed Ryan Fitzpatrick rookie card jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:14 PM) They used to make Amish Rifle toilet paper, but it wouldnt take **** from anybody MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Trent Edwards is afraid to throw a check down when he sees Fitz Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Fitz unscrambles scrambled eggs jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) haha, nice Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:13 PM) Fitz doesnt wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:12 PM) Ryan Fitzpatrick doesn't read the playbook. All the X's and O's assemble themselves out of fear jwolf02 : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) Fitzy's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) Eric Clapton took guitar lessons from Fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:11 PM) A Klondike Bar would do anything for Ryan Fitzpatrick MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) Fitz's stare can make onions cry. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) There is a paper airlplane on the moon that is signed Fitz... /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:10 PM) If Fitz lived in ancient Sparta, the other 299 guys could have stayed home qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:09 PM) Labrador puppies think Fitzy is cute MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:08 PM) this is awesome - it is now fun to be a Bills fan again ... for awhile at least /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:08 PM) Fitz taught Yoda how to use the Force MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) lol Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) Fitz's children were born with a full beard MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:07 PM) Fitz grew his awesome beard by 16. Seconds. qwksilver : (19 September 2011 - 10:06 PM) Fitz has a pet sasquatch Captain Hind... : (19 September 2011 - 10:05 PM) Fitz farted... and the universe was born Fitzbeardy : (19 September 2011 - 10:04 PM) Fitz just broke the all time saves record.. in one night.. MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:04 PM) When Google can't find something, it calls Fitz /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:03 PM) oh wait, we're doing Ryan Fitzpatrick. lol, I do these with Ron Paul too /dev/null : (19 September 2011 - 10:03 PM) Ron Paul once ordered a Whopper from KFC. And got one PromoTheRobot : (19 September 2011 - 10:02 PM) Midas turned to Fitz MRM33064 : (19 September 2011 - 10:02 PM) Fitz fought the law and .... Fitz won. Wow thanks for this.... its great to see the board in good spirits. after the won sunk in yesterday i thought i cant wait to log onto TBD @ work tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Fitz sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. She bleeds for a few days after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I need to have a shirt made now that you said that. I think this pic would help it out too. http://fourthdownfootball.com/assets/ryan-fitzpatrick.jpg Yeah but, that uniform is hideous. I had no idea how ugly it was until I saw the new ones. The pose is perfect, but you have to use the new unis. I beg you. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Yeah but, that uniform is hideous. I had no idea how ugly it was until I saw the new ones. The pose is perfect, but you have to use the new unis. I beg you. Please. I'll try to find a new picture. I like the new uni better too. Edited September 20, 2011 by The Wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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