PastaJoe

Given that RB #1 is suspended, and RB #2 is unsigned, it wouldn't take much to consider any signing as an "upgrade".

Real Genius - Val Kilmer? "You wore out my machine, what kind of woman are you?"

Maybe the Release Show is actually the ESPN analysts sitting in a circle with Tom Brady in the middle.

Casino "I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts."

Trading Places? The Jerk? "Lighten up, Francis".

1. The Brady rule gets called as a Bills pass rusher lunges at Brady and taps him on the calf. 2. Tony Kornhiser talks about how playing more games in Toronto is a good thing. 3. Edwards gets blindsided and fumbles as whoever is playing LT for no-show Jason Peters misses a block. 4. Fred Taylor scores 2 TDs from in close and the broadcasters remind us that the Bills looked at him in free agency. 5. The camera shows TO sitting by himself on the bench in the last minutes of the game with a look of, "WTF?!".

I'd rerun that more than one day at a time.

Anybody who doesn't believe that the demand for drugs in the U.S. is a major reason for the drug cartals and the violence is delusional. Obviously if there wasn't a demand, there wouldn't be profit for the drug lords, and the money to buy the guns and continue their operations. The drug trade funds everything from the violence in Mexico to the Taliban in Afganistan. Anybody who continues to partake in using drugs is directly resposible. That should be the message to teens and young adults. Never mind what it does to themselves, show them the graphic pictures that their recreational drug use can and has resulted in the death of American soldiers and police. Given the amount of money involved, I don't think we can ever cut off the supply. It has to be the demand.

What if they were killed along with the other Dharma members.

We'll probably see it called for the first time when a Bills rusher tackles Brady in the first game. What if they dive at the QB and trip him with a hand on the ankle and he bangs his knee on the ground, will that be a penalty? What's the dividing line between a below knee tackle and a penalty?

It's all fun and games until it bites a neighbor's head off. Hippos are the number one cause of death by animal in Africa.

It could be the type of toxin that requires mixing with another solution to become active, so maybe he's just experiencing some temporary respiratory symptoms. I'm really disliking the president's daughter, I look forward to the president finding out about what she's been doing.

I just bought 200 more shares of GE stock last week with some of my tax return, and it's already up about 3% over what I paid.

I'd be willing to put on a Dick Cheney mask while Rush Limbaugh talks on the radio for a piece of that.

I imagine the post-Wilson Bills will be purchased by a group that includes both Rogers Communications and the Jim Kelly group. The Bills will eventually split their schedule and play 4 games in Buffalo and 4 in Toronto. Thus they can say the Bills are still in Buffalo but get the additional revenue from Canada. They'll say it's the best they can do to ensure the long term viability of the Bills staying in the region.

67 year old chairman of UTC is in a divorce case with his 36 year old Swedish wife of 7 years. She wants the judge to invalidate the $43 million post-nup agreement and award her $100 million. http://www.cnbc.com/id/29826204/for/cnbc/

We still don't know what the left side of the line will look like, with no LG and a possible LT holdout, to go along with no TE and a possible missing Lynch. With a strong NE pass rush, we could be looking at Fitzpatrick taking over for a banged up Edwards by the 4th quarter as a likely scenario.

You can't have teams from the same city in the same division or conference. The networks that bid on the broadcast rights want to maximize their viewership, which relates to how much they'll pay, therefore it makes more sense to keep Jets/Giants, Oakland/SF, and Baltimore/Washington in seperate conferences. A more reasonable realignment: AFC East: Baltimore, Miami, NE, NYJ North : Buffalo, Cincy, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, South : Houston, Indianapolis, Tennessee, Jacksonville West : Denver, KC, Oakland, SD NFC East: Carolina, NYG, Philly, Washington North : Chicago, Detroit, GB, Minn South : Atlanta, NO, TB, St Louis West : Arizona, Dallas, SF, Seattle

Heard a story today that someone leaked that the fix is in and the final 4 have already been decided on. You know that the Goth guy is going to win, he's the most marketable.

The team lacks veteran leadership and grit. Who would have thought that their best players in the past month would be the backup goalies. Tallinder has been bad since he came back, and he takes Lydman down with him. He should have been traded, and make Butler and Numminen regulars. Resigning Connolly just insures two more years of soft backchecking. They should have brought in a couple of veterans like Bill Guerin to bring back some leadership they lost when Drury left. Look how Guerin has helped turn Crosby and the Penguins around. Even Sean Avery would have been a spark to show some life in the forwards. Instead they brought in a young guy from Toronto who is hardly noticed in the games. At this point, missing the playoffs would be the type of message that would hopefully signal to ownership that more significant changes are needed. Squeeking into the playoffs would perpetuate the same old, same old next season.

Quick, cut T.O. and sign Holt.

I don't consider hiring at Walmart while laying off at United Technologies "job growth". Apples and oranges.

Is this necessary, I thought President Chuck Norris of Texas was going to secede and rearm the Alamo.

Or he could just follow the conservative way and not bother with the woman by using a wide stance in bathrooms or chasing after pages at work.

Fortunately, the U.S. built up a surplus of jobs during the Bush years due to the tax cuts for the wealthy who graciously didn't move any jobs out of the U.S. and created a plethora of new jobs. I mean, that's how trickle down economics worked, right?