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Better than wet ones

How's his footwork on floor mats?

Gives new meaning to Connecticut Yankee.

Is that a new category on Jeopardy?

You're confused, that was your mattress. I'd pass, too much cushion.

From December: "He's still working in the football realm. He's keeping himself in shape, and he's really looking to hit it hard, from what I hear," WR Vincent Jackson said. "I'm hoping he gets another opportunity this upcoming training camp, and I think somebody should give him a chance. He's a very talented kid, despite his past problems or issues or anything that went on here. Everybody deserves a second chance, a fresh slate." Freeman went 10-6 in his first full season as a starter in 2010 under Raheem Morris. He even set club records for touchdown passes (27) and passing yards (4,065) in 2012. But a clash with Greg Schiano, the coach who succeeded Morris after he was fired, and accusations that his voluntary participation in the league's substance abuse program was leaked devolved into Freeman being released. " 'Free' had all the intangibles, all the makings to be a great player in this league," DT Gerald McCoy said. "Just some things were missing. I pray that he gets those going and comes back in the league and does what he's supposed to do." http://www.tampabay.com/sports/football/bucs/ex-bucs-qb-josh-freeman-working-to-return-to-nfl/2210777

He smoked when he was younger. He said he wished he could go back and never start.

If you can make a living on the money, take the job that will make you the most happy. Dream jobs don't come around too often.

Yes, but very gently. Looks fragile.

You bastard! Next you'll say Elvis is dead. They should take Leonard to the Genesis planet.

Lived long and prospered. Another hero from my youth gone, pointing out my own mortality. I still have Adam West and Paul McCartney.

Are there still Big Boys? The one in Syracuse closed about 10 years ago.

Or Damnation Alley.

I heard that there is a lot of nudity in the unedited version shown in Canada, but it's edited out for the US.

I'd rather they use a 2nd or 3rd round pick on a QB instead of a RB. More of a need and potential for greater impact. Lots of lower round or FA RBs start in NFL, not so for QBs.

Clear your cache and it will reset.

I was reminded how good "Fooled around and fell in love" by Elvin Bishop is when it was used in Guardians of the Galaxy. I never appreciated The Allman Brothers until the past two years, now they're one of my favorite collections of songs. Saw Dicky Betts at the state fair a couple years ago, and he still played great.

I think that would cause some controversy. It looks like an angry black guy.

But then the rest would start making noise and would act as an alarm.

Those torsos would make a good defense against humans. Stick them side by side on top of a fence or wall facing outward and they would discourage people from trying to climb over the walls.

A drunk in a bar throws up on his shirt. He's upset that his wife will know he's been drinking again. The bartender says he has a good excuse. He tells the drunk to put a $20 bill in his pocket, and when she asks about the shirt, tell her someone threw up on him and gave him $20 to get it cleaned. So he goes home, and the wife asks what happened to his shirt. He explains what happened like the bartender said, and then pulls out $40. The wife says, "But you said he gave you $20 for the shirt, why do you have $40?". The drunk replies, "He sh*t in my pants too!".

I hope Rex doesn't make the mistake of previous years and waste a high round pick on a RB. There's always good RBs in later rounds and FA. Just give them a good OL.

@ozchrisrock: Brian Williams embellishes one story = worldwide controversy Fox News lies unapologetically for 20 straight years = #1 cable news network

I think he's Cuban, because people wouldn't complain if he came here without documentation.

Seahawks tried to be cute and got burned.