How about I talk to to my children about safe sex, contraception, consideration of abstinence. You know, PARENTING.
Like I said, I'm not a prude (hence the avatar). It is my responsibility to make sure that my kids know a thing or two about sex BEFORE they become active. I don't need major department store chains telling them how to hide it from me . . .
I constantly tell them: College, Job, House, Marriage, Children; in that order. The only two that are interchangeable are house and marriage. There's nothing wrong with being sexually active, but if you have a kid at 16, it makes achieving all of the other things on that list that much more difficult.
So stick your intimation of hypocrisy where the sun don't shine.