You have to make your own wings. Its not that hard. Get a turkey fryer and then a smaller pot with a basket. I prefer canola oil to fry them with. Get franks hot sauce and modify to suit your to your taste.
I can for whatever genetic vocal chord reason can imitate that demon voice perfectly. Its hard to do, have to drink lots of water afterwards because it stresses my vocal chords. I love to freak people out when they don't expect it and the time is right to prank them.
I used to go to Raiders games in LA a lot. I never wore colors because I saw many beat downs. There was even a priest from Buffalo that got stabbed one time, even wearing his collar. Brutal fans.
Nice write up, thanks for posting. Just one comment, maybe it wasn't so much Rodgers having a bad game as much as the defense was causing him to have a bad day. Something to think about.