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We're going to end up with more pages on this trade than the Packers and Cowboys boards.

After that prep, they owe us all something.

Michael Jackson was Propofol, which is the same stuff they give you when you get a colonoscopy.

One thing to say he's not worth 47 million dollars. It's another thing to say that.

Why should I have to rationalize it as a Bills fan? It has nothing to do with us.

You just make him the highest-paid non-QB in the league. It wasn't rocket surgery.

No team would make that trade without an extension in hand, so if I had to guess, the trade market was limited to teams that could and would make him the highest-paid non-QB. That list included a bunch of scrub teams like NE with GB being the only contending team. Parsons did hold some cards and probably made the choice.

Because he waited until now to make the trade, when he could have gotten SO much more in March. Also, he got into a pissing match with an agent and decided that it was worth more to him to win the PR battle than to back down and sign his team's best player. He cares more about his reputation in the press than he does winning football games and he made his team worse one week before the season.

We don't get a shiny new toy on season's eve. Sorry.

He already signed a one-year extension for this year.

Agreed. Miles Garrett is one of, if not the, pass rushers in the NFL. He played in all 17 games last year and had 14 sacks. A great year by any measure. The Browns won 3 games. But I would be super excited if I was a Packers fan.

He now makes more in AAV than Mahomes.

I think half of you guys want them to play in cargo shorts, tucked-in Hawaiian shirts, and a pair of crisp white New Balance cross-trainers.

Imagine Jordan Phillips running a go route. I would pay to see that.

We didn't know this until about 15 minutes after you posted this, but Buechele is signed to the PS. There was no way that the Bills would carry three QBs on the 53.

Let's see if we can get 5 pages out of Levi Wallace's trip to town for lunch.

Because what Mike Greenburg and Steven A Smith say keeps Brandon Beane up at night.

Zappe too. Remember when he was the savior of the Pats?

In all seriousness, this is probably the end of the NFL dream for him.

There has been no indication that Hairston and/or White definitely won't be playing in two weeks.

Today is "try to trade your future castoffs for a 7th" day. Tomorrow is cutdown day.

I don't see how we have any evidence to support this claim.

In modern CFB with NIL and free transfers, most highly-rated players will transfer out of a MAC school for better exposure just like midling players will transfer down for playing time. So, in 2025 Roethlisberger doesn't finish at Miami. He transfers to Cincinnati or Indiana.

Remember how everyone freaked out when Hodgins got claimed by the Giants and had some productivity there? Well, he spent last season on their PS and is currently on a reserves/futures contract in SF and will probably get cut today. These end-of-the-roster guys are not worth this much angst.

No good ones yet, but there is a dude named Dicaprio Bottle.