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HereComesTheReignAgain

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  1. Any list without Matt Damon and/or Ben Affleck is meaningless garbage!
  2. Dick Gozinya is in Buffalo right now and Phil McKrackin is coming in later.
  3. How stupid and negligent do you have to be to give billions of dollars of taxpayer money without asking how it would be used. AIG needed money because they screwed up and now the President is shocked that they are not putting the bailout money to good use?! Spare me the fake outrage and let them fail. Why would you show a profit if you ran GM, AIG, CITI, etc. The free money stops when you get out of the red. Incentivizing failure is sure to fix everything!
  4. Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what did you do wrong? A: Made her chain too long.
  5. Q: Why do brides wear white? A: Because the dishwasher should match the refridgerator and stove.
  6. Q: What is the toughest thing about being a Patriots fan? A: Telling your parents you're gay.
  7. Two sperm are swimming along when the first one asks "man, we've been swimming forever, are we anywhere near the uterus yet?" the other sperm answers " Uterus...We aren't even past the esophogus!"
  8. Two guys are camping for a week when they start to get on each other's nerves. The first guy says "how about we split up tomorrow, get some time apart and talk about our day when we meet for dinner". So they head off in different directions in the morning and meet up for dinner. The first guy says "I had one of the best days of my life! I found a mountain stream and went for a swim, watched the deer drink from the shore and caught a huge fish." "Wow, that is a good day" said the second guy "but I had an even better day! I found a ravine with some train tracks and walked along them for a while. I found a beautiful girl tied to the tracks and when I untied her we made love in every position possible! Best day of my life!" "Holy cow, that is a great day...Did you get a hummer?" the first guy asked. "No, I couldn't find her head"
  9. This topic is so much different than the last stupid one you started! http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=84599
  10. Just when I thought i've seen the biggest moron in TBD history, somebody new steps up to the plate.
  11. Paul Hamilton and WGR are just pissed that they might have to talk Bills football once in a while now. I heard Hamilton's comments and I thought he sounded like an A hole once again. I really wish there was an alternative to WGR for local sports news on my drive to and from work.
  12. Can I hang out in your corp. box please?
  13. Apparently he didn't owe any back taxes and would have screwed up the curve.
  14. They have some great videos on that site. I love the "bully gets knocked out" themed videos.
  15. When you can get through a whole post without calling someone a derogatory name, you might have some room to talk.
  16. That gives me a great idea for her next trick!
  17. You need to watch the video in the "perfect woman" thread several times to offset the Bachelor vibes!
  18. What is the toughest part of being a Bachelor fan? Telling your parents that you're gay.
  19. This video has it all....Beer, hot chick, bikini, boob as a bottle opener. http://www.break.com/index/the-ultimate-bo...can-opener.html
  20. Do you mean tabledances? I have heard dancers say they do not do table dances for a group, but they make all their $ doing lap dances.
  21. OK mr. maturity, what "hobbies" do you enjoy? Nice touch with the sexual link to gun ownership, I was wondering when one of you morons would pull out that tired line. By the way, Jack Bauer uses an H&K that has no "cool accessories and accoutrements". They are used by many police forces around the world. Must be they just want a pseudo sexual rush.
  22. OOH! That name sounds scary. Maybe they should ban it since that would make as much sense as banning a gun due to the way it looks. Nice gun.
  23. I can't believe WGR is talking about football. I had them on for a change this morning for about an hour and they didn't say one word about football. I did however hear plenty about all the possible moves that Darcy Regier won't make! Oh well, not like it is a big day for the NFL.
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