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HereComesTheReignAgain

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  1. It looks like the incredibly rare South Zimbabwe Death Moth. One sting and you will die a slow painfull death the likes of which nobody on this continent has ever experienced.
  2. Greatest movie EVER! Probably a great representation of future America. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/quotes Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know? Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe. Narrator: The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections. Narrator: As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
  3. 1. at NE 2. Cleveland 3. Jets 4. at Jacksonville 5. Houston 6. at Miami 7. BYE 8. Tampa 9. at Carolina 10. NE (right after their bye) 11. at KC 12. Miami 13. at Tennessee 14. at Jets 15. Indy (In Toronto) 16. NO 17. at Atlanta
  4. Maybe something that rhymes with blunt.
  5. Right, and you are only free to speak words that were around when they signed the Constitution. Brilliant! I'm sure the founding fathers could not have forseen technological advancements when they sat down to hammer out the amendments.
  6. It's a 4 year deal. He was signed through 2010 previously. Sounds like 2 additional years.
  7. Last time I went we stayed at The Hotel (Mandalay Bay). It was outstanding. Great pool area and room. I went with the wife, so I don't know about the club scene.
  8. I don't see a goatee one, but lots of other novelty pacifiers here: http://www.billybobproducts.com/pacifier.html?page=1
  9. I heard she was coming out of retirement. http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/the...snt_figure.html
  10. Tombstone, Doc Holiday
  11. Do home movies count? I'm pretty sure that is on my last vacation video.
  12. "You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
  13. "you just !@#$ed with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the f*in' basketball court. But you fuin' monkeys never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherf*#$#er! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mother#@#*er. Put your f*in' mouth on the curb." and "So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.' " Favorite movie ever.
  14. It is a big warehouse with several rooms. It is an interesting setup, but I don't have much to compare it to since I have not played in other indoor locations. They had one room set up as a speed ball game and the rest of the rooms as one big regular game. I'm not even sure if it is still open to be honest with you. I always had fun playing there.
  15. I live near Rochester. We used to play at the Jello Factory in Lima. This spring and summer we are going to try to set up a decent course on friends' land.
  16. Used to play every week a few years ago and we are just getting back into it. Cleaned up the marker and filled the tanks a couple days ago!
  17. I know what you're thinking. "Did he use his "shoot one person free" card or not?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
  18. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
  19. How are a woman and KFC alike? Once your done eating all you have left is a greasy box. A guy's wife is in a car accident and she is in a coma. Her husband has been by her side for days and after many sleepless nights, he reaches over and touches her breast. She lets out a little moan which is the first movement or sound since the accident. The guy is embarrassed but decides to tell the doctor what happened. The doctor says "this is a very good sign. I know this will sound unconventional, but since sexual stimulation seems to elicit a response, let's try a little oral sex and see if we can snap her out of it". So they lock the door and give the guy some privacy. 10 minutes later he comes running out screaming that his wife is dead. "what the hell happened?" asked the doctor. the husband replied "I don't know, I think she might have choked to death!"
  20. Hit and run while illegally possessing a gun.
  21. According to his facebook page, Donte is heading to Pure tonight and said to stop by if you want to meet him. It's kind of cool that he is accessible to his fans. He maxed out at 5000 "friends"!
  22. The opponent will only be kicking off once per game this season!
  23. Unfortunately any winnings you accrue from this bracket will now be taxed at 90%. Don't make Obama look bad again or you will be punished accordingly!
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