Two guys are camping for a week when they start to get on each other's nerves. The first guy says "how about we split up tomorrow, get some time apart and talk about our day when we meet for dinner". So they head off in different directions in the morning and meet up for dinner.
The first guy says "I had one of the best days of my life! I found a mountain stream and went for a swim, watched the deer drink from the shore and caught a huge fish."
"Wow, that is a good day" said the second guy "but I had an even better day! I found a ravine with some train tracks and walked along them for a while. I found a beautiful girl tied to the tracks and when I untied her we made love in every position possible! Best day of my life!"
"Holy cow, that is a great day...Did you get a hummer?" the first guy asked.
"No, I couldn't find her head"