HereComesTheReignAgain

I live near Rochester. We used to play at the Jello Factory in Lima. This spring and summer we are going to try to set up a decent course on friends' land.

Used to play every week a few years ago and we are just getting back into it. Cleaned up the marker and filled the tanks a couple days ago!

I know what you're thinking. "Did he use his "shoot one person free" card or not?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.

How are a woman and KFC alike? Once your done eating all you have left is a greasy box. A guy's wife is in a car accident and she is in a coma. Her husband has been by her side for days and after many sleepless nights, he reaches over and touches her breast. She lets out a little moan which is the first movement or sound since the accident. The guy is embarrassed but decides to tell the doctor what happened. The doctor says "this is a very good sign. I know this will sound unconventional, but since sexual stimulation seems to elicit a response, let's try a little oral sex and see if we can snap her out of it". So they lock the door and give the guy some privacy. 10 minutes later he comes running out screaming that his wife is dead. "what the hell happened?" asked the doctor. the husband replied "I don't know, I think she might have choked to death!"

Hit and run while illegally possessing a gun.

According to his facebook page, Donte is heading to Pure tonight and said to stop by if you want to meet him. It's kind of cool that he is accessible to his fans. He maxed out at 5000 "friends"!

The opponent will only be kicking off once per game this season!

Unfortunately any winnings you accrue from this bracket will now be taxed at 90%. Don't make Obama look bad again or you will be punished accordingly!

The Brass Rail!

Any list without Matt Damon and/or Ben Affleck is meaningless garbage!

Dick Gozinya is in Buffalo right now and Phil McKrackin is coming in later.

How stupid and negligent do you have to be to give billions of dollars of taxpayer money without asking how it would be used. AIG needed money because they screwed up and now the President is shocked that they are not putting the bailout money to good use?! Spare me the fake outrage and let them fail. Why would you show a profit if you ran GM, AIG, CITI, etc. The free money stops when you get out of the red. Incentivizing failure is sure to fix everything!

"Loser" by Beck?

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you, what did you do wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: Because the dishwasher should match the refridgerator and stove.

Q: What is the toughest thing about being a Patriots fan? A: Telling your parents you're gay.

Two sperm are swimming along when the first one asks "man, we've been swimming forever, are we anywhere near the uterus yet?" the other sperm answers " Uterus...We aren't even past the esophogus!"

Two guys are camping for a week when they start to get on each other's nerves. The first guy says "how about we split up tomorrow, get some time apart and talk about our day when we meet for dinner". So they head off in different directions in the morning and meet up for dinner. The first guy says "I had one of the best days of my life! I found a mountain stream and went for a swim, watched the deer drink from the shore and caught a huge fish." "Wow, that is a good day" said the second guy "but I had an even better day! I found a ravine with some train tracks and walked along them for a while. I found a beautiful girl tied to the tracks and when I untied her we made love in every position possible! Best day of my life!" "Holy cow, that is a great day...Did you get a hummer?" the first guy asked. "No, I couldn't find her head"

This topic is so much different than the last stupid one you started! http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=84599

Just when I thought i've seen the biggest moron in TBD history, somebody new steps up to the plate.

Bye

Paul Hamilton and WGR are just pissed that they might have to talk Bills football once in a while now. I heard Hamilton's comments and I thought he sounded like an A hole once again. I really wish there was an alternative to WGR for local sports news on my drive to and from work.

Can I hang out in your corp. box please?

Apparently he didn't owe any back taxes and would have screwed up the curve.