HereComesTheReignAgain

It's not her fault, It is the hospital's fault for not having an MRI machine that fits the fattest and roundest 1% of the population.

I stayed at the Aventura palace 8 years ago and it was great. I heard they have added a lot on since then.

You are baking your wings?! No self resepcting man bakes chicken wings.

You don't share the sister, I don't share my house!

What do you think Cruise and Downey will wear to the show? Is that better?

Greedy bastard!

She doesn't happen to have an attractive, rich, morally challenged sister does she?

I can't think of a better way to spend a few thousand dollars. My life will be empty until I find out "who they are wearing" from some douche chasing them down the aisle. Maybe they can slip in some tips on helping the environment after they leave one of their huge homes and travel in a big limo to a self-serving event that wastes more energy than Michael Moore's microwave. One major benefit of being single...No more awards shows or celebrity gossip shows.

I'm just glad they finally came up with a way to heap praise and adoration on these otherwise humble and private individuals. I can't think of anyone who deserves awards more. I just hope that some of them use this rare appearance in front of a microphone to trash America and tell me how to live my life. After all, they are generally very intelligent and well rounded people who deal with the same issues you and I do. In fact, they should come up with several other awards shows for actors and musicians so we don't have to go more than a few weeks without one.

Swingers

Nothing justifies owning a cat! I don't care how many mice you have. My dog has killed several mice, 2 woodchucks, 3 rabbits, and a few birds (outside the house). Get a German Shorthair Pointer!

Close.

I couldn't take Laphroaig. I have had a nearly full bottle for a year and can't bring myself to drink it. I prefer a nice Dalwhinnie or Balvenie Doublewood. You can't beat a Rusty Nail if there are no single malts available! Preferably Famous Grouse with the Drambuie.

You've been "drinkling whiskey dick"? I don't think I want to know what that means.

As stupid as comparing the purchase of a hunting rifle with getting an abortion?

Many guns do not have safeties on them. The one I carry does not have a typical safety. It cannot fire if you drop it, but when you pull the trigger it fires. Of course you would have to be an idiot to carry a gun like that in your pocket or waistband. It requires a secure holster that covers the trigger.

I have my NY concealed carry permit and that obviously does not apply to NYC or the surrounding burroughs. I have heard that the NYC permit process is in place to skirt legal issues with banning gun ownership. I would be surprised if they have issued a single concealed carry permit in many years in NYC.

Please explain to me why I have no point since "the US's official language" isn't English. I think that validates my point quite nicely. The US should declare English as the official language if that's what it takes to stop the nonsense of printing everything in 2 languages. If we are stupid enough to allow another culture to take over the US due to fear of offending them, I guess I will have to learn Spanish. Right now we are forced to respect Hispanic culture while we don't demand the same from the Hispanics that come to the US. The good old melting pot idea has been long forgotten. I have people call in to my company that have worked in the US for years and they have not even learned how to say 'do you speak Spanish?" All I get is "espanol?" I understand it is difficult to learn English, and I am all for providing assistance to people new to the US, but there seems to be no need or desire to learn English in many cases.

Law abiding US citizens should be allowed to carry a concealed handgun no matter where they live. Discharging it in a nightclub is another story!

How quickly would everyone learn to speak English if driving tests, welfare applications, tax forms, ATMs, etc were not offered in Spanish?

If you want to get a good laugh, read the comments at the bottom of this version of the story. I never tire of the anti-hunting crowd that have no problem buying their meat and leather pre-killed, but call hunters cowards and murderers. Society is really screwed up! For the record, it has never taken me more than 1 well placed shot to humanely put down a deer. This guy needs to spend some more time at the range. http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/wou...5309x1200949470 It looks like he did recover the deer by the picture accompanying the story.

I'm looking for a morally-challenged, rich woman with a bad ticker.

One of the best episodes yet. Love that show.

That little Marc Rich pardon scandall is no big deal huh? Now Rich fled from prosecution. He renounced his United States citizenship, then Deputy Attorney General Eric Holder was in charge of reviewing the pardon requests, and had discussions about the Rich pardon with Rich's attorney Jack Quinn, who's also a former Clinton White House counsel. Holder also testified to Congress that he didn't properly vet the Rich pardon and that if he had it to do all over again, he would have stopped it. Translation, he didn't do his job. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,454625,00.html

Yes, you have figured it out. You are way to intelligent for us ignoramuses to understand. I can tell by your superior grammar skills.