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Trump sucks. He went national today to convince his mouth breathing, trailer-dwelling followers that he has fast-tracked a vaccine. The plasma technique might actually work, so it’s not as hoaxy as Lysol and hyrdoxychloroquine and oleander, but it’s not proven and definitely not a vaccine. His dopey base will buy it, and that’s all he really cares about.

Hoax. You post nothing but horseshit. So there’s that. This whole thing is a waste of time. But it’s fun. Let’s be real: on the one side of this divide we have a lot of angry white dudes who lap up whatever gibberish Trump comes up with and engage in the most extreme of gymnastics to defend his absurdities. On the other side we have a handful of people who engage in the crazy business of believing in things like science and law and truth. You won’t convince anyone who believes in the latter three things. And I won’t convince the crazies here of anything. But it’s definitely amusing to make fun of you!

Hoax. Im not one of those guys with a MAGA sign on my trailer. Enjoy your hate week! Also, if we’re going to play the grammar game here tonight, you should consider brushing up on the appropriateness of the semi-colon. You obviously need a little work in that respect.

Nah, I’m good. Are you ready for hate week? Sounds like you’re a new addition to the hoaxer crew here!

Hoax. Enjoy, hoaxer: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/01/11/us/politics/trump-mexico-pay-wall.amp.html Quit now. That’s what Trump said to the guys building the wall! And that’s why we don’t have a wall! And nothing from Mexico to show for it.

Hoax. He said Mexico would pay for the wall. They haven’t, but I guess it’s hard to pay for something that doesn’t exist, right??

Read the whole thing. It’s impressive that you read the hole thing. Good for you. How long did it take you? Who helped you with the big words?

Sweet. Can you send me a pic of the wall and the check Mexico sent us? Can’t wait to see it.

did Mexico pay for the wall yet?

Good start to hate week. Keep up the hate.

“Mongoloid” is humor? Not where I come from, douche. Have a nice night.

Nice. Getting hate week off to a good start. Solid work.

Funny. Go to Phoenix and lick some doorknobs and let us know how it goes.

Hoax.

Shitter’s full, Clark. Take this crap somewhere else.

More hate from the fake Christian.

College is a problem. Schools in general are going to be a problem. We're playing with fire right now, but unfortunately none of the stakeholders in education is doing anything about it (parents want to warehouse kids, K-12 administrators are paid [indirectly] by parents, and colleges want to make it past the tuition refund date before going virtual). The fact that we have a byzantine, fractured national response hasn't helped either. Strong measures in one place (such as New York) aren't nearly as effective as they could be if there were like strong measures in other places (FL and AZ bore this out recently). So it's probably going to follow 1918 and blow up again in the fall. And it's a shame, because it's terrible for small business and wastes probably millions of years of collective sacrifice and hard work.

Maybe they plan to build a wall, have Mexico pay for the wall, repeal and replace the ACA, rebuild national infrastructure, prosecute Hillary Clinton, ditch NATO, and label China a currency manipulator. And then do none of those things. Now that would be sleight of hand.

"[C]learly . . . the mindset of the majority of democrats." Hyperbole much? I'll throw one right back at you. Evangelicals and conservative "Christians" clearly have a mindset of hate and practice a fake religion because they support the hateful policies of Donald Trump.

Community policing would solve a lot of these problems.

Aren't you the guy who was bragging about something with a Disney child star back in the day? Better hope Ronny doesn't opine about your mental state. It's an open secret here. We just agreed to try not to tell you about it, gramps.

Incorrect. Keep guessing. You’re way off on the number of jellybeans in the jar.

OK. New rule. You need to count all the jellybeans in my big jar correctly before you can vote. Sound good?

How do we cull the “voting rolls?” and what does accuracy mean? also, hoax on playing the village idiot game. We all know who the village idiot is here! Hint: it’s you!

Also the people he duped are, well, dumb. So there’s that, too. *** Culture of lawlessness. Well put. So well put. Rule of law! It’s friggin hilarious. Now the wall shouldn’t be privately funded. And since Mexico isn’t going to pay for it, does that mean that taxpayers are going to support this stupid monolith? It’s either that or it doesn’t get built. So which one is it, Trumpers? This might be the root hoax of this whole series of hoaxes. The original hoax, if you will.