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Sadly this is not a hoax. But the lapdogs will lap this up. Maybe they can start lining up now to vote in person for this thing. https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-re-ups-his-demand-to-hold-a-new-election-now-in-bizarre-overnight-truthsocial-post/

Sounds like socialism to me. Sick.

No kidding. Don’t forget decent dollars to Beasley and Sanders in FA. They idea that we have Josh working with scraps at WR is ridiculous.

They’ll cut him after practice and have him as a well-paid PS player. No reason to have him miss practice today if you plan to keep him around, especially if he has to hold/punt.

Maybe it’s for the best. I don’t know. She might be an unofficial but helpful fashion police.

No, I was actually thinking about the Christmas Story movie and hoping that Santa brings you something you want.

I love sophmoric humour, but this one’s over my head. Can you explain?

Hoax. Maybe you take Homer Simpson's advice and consider moving to Russia. They're very pro-Trump there. Also no libs. Might be worth a look.

Totally agree with you on pass pro and capability as a receiver. When I thought all of this through I thought of Cook getting blown up on pass pro. I'm kind of wondering if the Moss conversation is motivated by the Bills' thoughts on the 53 and then on game day actives. I wonder how much they expect Moss to be active this year. I also wonder if they're looking for a way to keep 7 WRs. (With Josh and the structure of our offense, it's a reasonable approach.) The other layer to this is short yardage. If Moss isn't a regular active, then who is our short yardage back? They better not lean on Allen for that as much as they did last year. At some point that's going to catch up with them.

I'm thinking the way you are, but I'll add three potential wildcards here. (I'm not saying either is what the Bills are thinking, the possibilities simply are things that they reasonably could be thinking.) 1. They don't think Moss will be a regular gamely active and, even if he is, they might not think Moss can hack it in the 12-15 carry per game, pass pro, limited receiving role in the event of injury to Singletary and unreadiness of Cook. (Doubtful, I know, but it's a possibility.) 2. They like Blackshear/Johnson, and feel that there either won't be any drop-off between that person and Moss, or that any drop-off is negligible and therefore worth the pick they would acquire in the trade. 3. They like Blackshear/Johnson on ST, where Moss offers nothing, and they feel they may need one of those two on teams given their plans with the rest of the 53 and the gameday actives. (Also unlikely, I know, but at least somewhat plausible.) Assuming, for sake of argument, they're thinking along the lines of my second wildcard, the analysis is whether two years of Moss plus, say, a fifth round pick is worth either one year of Johnson (at probably a slightly higher price), four years of Blackshear (at a marginally lower price), or investment at a different position on this year's 53. Given how irregularly Moss is likely to be a gameday active this year, I understand kicking the tires on a trade if they think they have a suitable substitute on hand. (Ultimately, though, I'm with you and I'm not sure that I'd do it given this year's expectations and the risk a trade would entail.)

Triple dog dare hoax.

They’re apolitical and don’t want to influence the midterms. (Part of the reason why Comey’s actions in 2016 were so odd.) Hoax.

Hoax. They don’t know the ripple effect yet. There’s also a political element - they’ll probably wait until after midterms to indict this guy.

Probably bc they want to review all of the stuff they collected before starting the speedy trial clock. Just a hunch. Hoax. Hoax. Also doesn’t matter that he wasn’t parading around or wiping secret sauce on them. The possession of those documents and that time and location and under those circumstances is the issue.

This is what triggered looks like on the Internet. Also, there's a lot of hoax in your post. I'll see if you can identify some of the hoaxy parts once you've had an opportunity to reflect upon your work.

Looks like this is the hoax. The DOJ/FBI targets seniors and hill folk. So, by that measure, looks like The Don is getting up and age and is one of those vulnerable people who maybe should be driving golf carts into things at The Villages, complaining about the line at the early bird special, and having a visiting nurse stock his Depends supply. Otherwise, your point doesn’t make much sense. They must have read my post about Garland being part of Antifa and got to thinking.

Hoax. The crickets are from you. I still haven’t heard any kind of explanation for this situation. Let me rephrase: I have heard no good explanation for this situation. Gym and MAGA can’t come up with one, either. That’s where you come in. They hope. Gotta give them something to work with. Better hop to, otherwise all MAGA will have to talk about is the metaverse and their favorite dictator.

Hoax. Also, that isn’t very helpful to Gym and Don. The road to success, including in writing, is paved with failure. Keep on trying and I’m sure you’ll come up with something good. Or at least I think you will. Whatever. Be Better!

I have asked for input from the cult on their excuse for this mess in a different thread. So far, crickets. I even made up a story for them about Merrick Garland being in Antifa to get them started. I don’t think they know what to do with this one.

Not helpful to Gym and Don. Be Better, as Melania would say! I’ll get you started here. Maybe the FBI didn’t raid Mar a Lago. Maybe it was Antifa dressed in FBI jackets who duped the Secret Service (all Democrats and RINOs, to be sure) and planted fake documents in the nutritionist’s office at Mar a Lago, which has sat dormant for years. Now, the FBI is confused about the raid because it has been infiltrated by Antifa, including and especially Merrick Garland. That should get you started.

Hoax. Gym and the Don need help. Are you going to help them by thinking of a relevant hoax, or are you going to stick to your usual impertinent hoaxing?

Where are we, MAGA? Too busy “going nuts” and “not taking it anymore?”

I just noticed a bright side to MAGA silence on this issue. I just learned that Ozzy Osborne is leaving the United States because MAGA is so friggin crazy. This coming from a guy who snorts ants for fun. So maybe if MAGA doesn’t act crazy about this issue, we can avoid further migration of our population.

Yeah, the upside of the punter fiasco is that they can hide someone on the roster for a day before moving that person to IR and signing a punter to take his place. Might help Stevenson stick on IR for awhile. Or maybe they avoid PUP with White, or get Doyle to IR. At least there’s a little bit of flexibility there.

So far the clubhouse leader is that the execution of the warrant and resultant criminal troubles for Trump is some kind of hoax. But I think Jim Jordan will need specifics on the hoax. Were the documents planted by Antifa? Are they fake documents created by the fake news FBI? Or, given the proximity of Mar a Lago to the Bermuda Triangle, is this crisis one created by a dangerous alliance of aliens and sharks? (We all know that Trump is terrified of sharks—now maybe with good reason.) The floor is yours, MAGA.