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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I prefer enfranchisement to speed. You prefer hoaxes to truth. Potato potatoh. Hoax. You’re part of MAGA.

Hoax. MAGA does not prefer the rule of law.

Hoax. Absentee ballots take time to arrive. I prefer to follow the rule of law and to count them. Apparently you feel differently. Sick.

It really has. Main Street in the Theatre District is just amazing during the summer. As is Canalside. It’s incredible how far this city has come.

I believe the issue on the floor was airstrikes and burned out tanks. I, for one, haven’t seen the Antifa Air Force, especially not since Trump lost in 2020. Maybe you have. Take a photo if you have the chance. In MAGA gear, of course. Will be wild! Not to mention a lot of public assistance dollars, which true conservatives would reject on principle. But I digress.

Solid point. Hoax. Next time you see a burned out tank in LA, NYC or, for that matter, Buffalo, let us know. Maybe even take a selfie next to it. In your MAGA hat. With a cig, some jack, and an FJB t-shirt. While you secretly fret about your social security benefits. That would be awesome.

Hoax. I’m sorry you don’t care about our national security. Actually, I’m not. I think it’s disgusting. But we have a legal process for this, and it will sort this mess out.

It’s hard to argue with a guy who confuses accept with except. But that’s MAGA for you. MAGA’s bottom line here apparently is that Hillary, after acknowledging that Trump won the 2016 election, twice expressed sour grapes so now it’s acceptable to storm the Capitol and attempt a coup. Makes perfect sense. Hoax. I haven’t read this. So this is a provisional hoax. You wasted a lot of your life on that list. I won’t waste any more precious time reading it. If he added obese and poorly educated into the other adjectives he’d have summed up MAGA perfectly.

What about Hillary?

Hoax. I want MAGA to get to work. I’m tired of supporting them.

No matter your political affiliation, he is the type of guy you'd like to punch in the face every time you see him.

Or expose an ally (Israel?) to harm.

Once MAGA can admit that Biden won in a legitimate, clean election we can get started.

The good news, to the extent there is any, is that some lardy unemployed MAGAts now can take those cash jobs cleaning houses and picking crops that the illegals who didn't make it to the United States otherwise would have filled. Time for MAGA to hop to, put down the cigs, guns, and jack, tell the creditors to stop calling, park the pickup truck they neither need nor can afford, and pick some strawberries in the blazing sun for sub-minimum wage so they can stop complaining about all of those poachy Mexicans looking to work for a better life.

We think the former to be true. We do not know the latter to not be true. And, irrespective of the country described in those documents, the fact remains that we similarly think those papers to contain extremely sensitive information. So what appears to be your excuse for his misconduct is, you guessed it, just another hoax. I don't believe in whataboutism, but this is completely, absolutely, 100% correct.

You could drive there from the AirBnb in Kiev. Dodge a few airstrikes along the way, see some burned out tanks. Good stuff, I'm sure.

Hoax. Except for the part about Hillary screwing up with the deplorable comment.

The people of the Ukraine are living it right now. Maybe you can get an AirBnb in Kiev and check it out.

They thought the same of sudentenland once, too.

In other news, Putin has had to resort to conscription and purchase of armaments from North Korea. The Doc plan here might have been to have allowed Russia to roll the Ukraine to keep the gas flowing into Europe. Maybe the Europeans would have cast the Ukraine aside and taken the gas. Maybe they wouldn’t have done so. But we’ll never know because, like the guy on the subway in Seinfeld, Biden knows that the Ukraine is strong.

Hoax. I don’t get sick watching it. Probably because I’m vaccinated. You should try it sometime. Or maybe your lungs can turn to glue if you get COVID. Not my concern, so long as you don’t gum up our hospital system or use public monies in your treatment.

Hoax. There is no privacy clause. It’s the penumbra to which you refer.

Beats me. What you’re trying to say is that if no government issues such weapons to servicemembers, then the gun can’t be a weapon of war. So what is war? A declared conflict? A terrorist action? Harm inflicted by a lone wolf? A militia action? The point is that war can be conducted by an entity other than uniformed military, so I don’t ascribe to the point you’re attempting to make. Hoax. That ruling said that the constitution does not contain a right to privacy. After the same court had a contrary opinion for decades.

I think the straw/streets thing is a byproduct of those high-volume purchases. That’s the issue with the gun shows. Someone can quickly buy hundreds of guns at once in Ohio, drive them to New York State, and deal them on the street. It happens way too often.