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nonprophet

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  1. I'd think they were coached by Pete Carroll.
  2. All of the contributors are off their rockers. The Colts will get into the playoffs by winning their division but they're not going to make it past the first round.
  3. If the Bills offense can move at will, as you say, then they'll have to restrain themselves and prioritize first downs over quick scores in order to keep the Colts' offense off the field. The last preseason game might have hurt EJ because quick scores, while essential to catching up, is detrimental to winning the T.O.P. battle; Tyrod's drives lasted longer.
  4. Yeah, sure hands and ball-handling skills are probably favored over elusiveness and speed since a punt returner typically has less time to field the ball before he has gunners in his face. A kickoff returner may have time to recover a muffed ball but a punt returner seldom does.
  5. Dude, that's a Ferrari F40. The Countach is made by Lamborghini.
  6. Banner is the George Costanza of the Falcons front office: whatever he recommends their GM does the exact opposite.
  7. That was the universal healthcare plan the Republicans proposed.
  8. It's training camp; you must have a competent QB back there so that the skill position players can be evaluated properly. Once the regular season starts you can throw them to the wolves.
  9. I say he should practice with a cement-filled football on kick-return drills. If Rex has it loaded into the JUGS machine then we'll really know how he feels about Bryce Brown.
  10. The success of every offensive play depends upon an offensive lineman's ability to handle his assignment, regardless of the play's complexity. This game will be a good gauge of the O-line's improvement.
  11. Schumer is acting in the best interests of Israel, that's all.
  12. Well, if they break his leg again then, at worst, the QB choice can be resolved by flipping a coin.
  13. How about luring Jim "Mouse" McNally out of retirement? He's coached for the Bills before, is a Kenmore native and consulted on the Jets O-line in 2010.
  14. There is an advantage to corking the bat, it's not to increase distance/power--obviously not because the bat weighs less--but rather to increase the likelihood of hitting the ball.
  15. They should be stripped of their AFC championship title but they legitimately intercepted a ball that should never have been thrown so the Superbowl win should stand.
  16. No problem; Pegula will just pay a guy to confess to the crime.
  17. Sammy would be a terrible receiver for him to practice with because he'll catch balls that would normally be uncatchable; EJ won't get better unless his bad throws are obvious to him.
  18. Yeah, he was basically triple-teamed on most plays. No one, except for Chuck Norris and Marilyn Chambers, could shine in that situation.
  19. If the Jags OC listens to Doug, Thomas will be blocking and Smith will be running patterns.
  20. If he hadn't turned the ball over at the 1 yard line they would have won the last Superbowl, too.
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