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Andy Rooney

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  1. Andy Rooney
    Did you ever wonder why Butterflies never fly in a straight line? Did you ever notice how Owls only say "Who"? Did you ever care that I havent taken a shiit in 46 years?
  2. Andy Rooney
    Did you ever wonder? Did you ever care? Did you ever notice?
  3. Andy Rooney
    I'm 90 years old today. Did you ever notice how long my eye brows are?
  4. Andy Rooney
    Did you ever wonder? Did you ever care? Did you ever notice?
  5. Andy Rooney
    Did you ever wonder why they dont wear ties while playing football? Did you ever notice how small the kickers are? Did you ever care the laces in the football being to wide? Just trying to help!!
  6. Andy Rooney
    Getting my last hummer from Katie Couric.
  7. Andy Rooney
    You DO have a pretty mouth!!
  8. Andy Rooney
    Thats an easy one for me!! Has anyone seen my Loofa?
  9. Andy Rooney
    I'm prettier!!
  10. Andy Rooney
    I have ADD. And Subtract. I can never find the mean.
  11. Andy Rooney
    I dont think you are. I think you're normal.
  12. Andy Rooney
    Voice.
  13. Andy Rooney
    I'd do her!
  14. Andy Rooney
    Are you still mad at me?
  15. Andy Rooney
    WWII/ CBS/ Now I don't remember, school? Killed a few commi's, does that count? I miss Dan.........
  16. Andy Rooney
    Buffalo/86/NY
  17. Andy Rooney
    So it's ok to shoot people now? You're no Democrat. We hate the 2nd. I see by your profile you're about 20 or so, you need to support Hillary. She'll be the best President you'll ever have.
  18. Andy Rooney
    I don't pay taxes. But, I think everyone else should.
  19. Andy Rooney
    I'm really not going to miss Dan's broadcast's. I mean, really. This guy sucked wind for 26 years on CBS. Walter could have done a better job out of his bathroom on a Tuesday night. Dan does have a cute azz though.
  20. Andy Rooney
    Dan Rather and I are lovers.
  21. Andy Rooney
    That bastard Rather owes me 10 bucks! I bet him he'd lose his job over this. He'll still be on 60 minutes though. I like the way he cleans my toe nails.
  22. Andy Rooney
    Didja ever notice how big that Artest guy is? Didja ever notice how little the guy was he was beating on? Didja ever wonder why they call it Basketball? Didja ever wonder if it was BF that played the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz? Damn, I'm going to miss Dan Rather
  23. Andy Rooney
    Its me, and I'm wearing a dress too!!
  24. Andy Rooney
    Thanks. Did'ja ever notice T-Bone whines all the time? Did'ja ever notice how he pines for attention all the time? Did'ja ever notice he's a Red Sox fan? Did'ja ever want to use a lawn mower on my eyebrows?
  25. Andy Rooney
    You know what I hate? I hate taxes You know what really bothers me? Its when I have to lie on my 1040 I hope John Kerry gets elected so I have to pay more taxes. Plus he fought in the Nam. Did'ja ever notice all that spiz that comes out of my eye's when I talk?
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