Did'ja ever notice how Red sox fans whine all the time?
Did'ja ever notice how they always have excuses?
Did'ja ever notice how big my nose is?
Did'ja ever notice how old I am?
I was alive the last time the Red Sox won a World series.
I wore a flight suit once!
Did'ja ever notice how big my ass is?
Did'ja ever notice how big my head is?
Did'ja ever notice how Dan Rather sticks
his tounge down my throat when we kiss.