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Marv's Neighbor

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  1. Marv's Neighbor
    Make her stand up and recite the entire Safety Announcement from memory. Can't do it? Then remove her, put the phone under the push-back tractor's tire, and try again.
  2. Marv's Neighbor
    Don't worry, the FBI's on it!
  3. Marv's Neighbor
    Buffalo has produced a lot of winners but like this one, they had to do their winning away from Buffalo.
  4. Marv's Neighbor
    The sniper is also pre-paid. DON'T SIT IN THAT SEAT!
  5. Marv's Neighbor
    No video eh?
  6. Marv's Neighbor
    105 in a Chev Tahoe. That's only when I'm trying to change a light on the Runway and the Tower tells me they have an Airbus on a 6 mile final.
  7. Marv's Neighbor
    Bag the bye and that problem goes away.
  8. Marv's Neighbor
    Don Imus already had that!
  9. Marv's Neighbor
    Saw a bumper sticker that said: Washington State, the Best 6 or 8 years of my Life!
  10. Marv's Neighbor
    Just in time for Father's Day!
  11. Marv's Neighbor
    Well they do muffle a lot of farts!
  12. Marv's Neighbor
    Yeah, after the BILLS cut or trade him!
  13. Marv's Neighbor
    "wordsmith" a.k.a. bull ****!
  14. Marv's Neighbor
    The smart money says he's illegal but you can't say that...Oh wait!
  15. Marv's Neighbor
    If you dress/look like a terrorist they'll leave you alone!
  16. Marv's Neighbor
    Must have found the pics of Susan and the horse!
  17. Marv's Neighbor
    Well one out of two is not bad!
  18. Marv's Neighbor
    Why the high ceilings?
  19. Marv's Neighbor
    The Bermuda Triangle-in honor of Chuck Knox's 3-4 defense. Just don't take the boat there!
  20. Marv's Neighbor
    I don't think so, but who could say now? There's no way to tell IF he will start, and IF so, how many games and what are the results?
  21. Marv's Neighbor
    Nothing like shoveling a little "climate change!"
  22. Marv's Neighbor
    K MART could have used that in their "Ship Your Pants" commercial. Far more believable!
  23. Marv's Neighbor
    Lucky they settled on the '94 shot, a more recent jail pic likely wouldn't fit, so then we'd have to acquit.
  24. Marv's Neighbor
    Maybe for being stupid! He's 18 and still in HS?
  25. Marv's Neighbor
    I'll bet the low life's hatred for Brits & non-Muslims never came up in his Immigration interview!
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