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Marv's Neighbor

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  1. Make her stand up and recite the entire Safety Announcement from memory. Can't do it? Then remove her, put the phone under the push-back tractor's tire, and try again.
  2. Don't worry, the FBI's on it!
  3. Buffalo has produced a lot of winners but like this one, they had to do their winning away from Buffalo.
  4. The sniper is also pre-paid. DON'T SIT IN THAT SEAT!
  5. 105 in a Chev Tahoe. That's only when I'm trying to change a light on the Runway and the Tower tells me they have an Airbus on a 6 mile final.
  6. Bag the bye and that problem goes away.
  7. Don Imus already had that!
  8. Saw a bumper sticker that said: Washington State, the Best 6 or 8 years of my Life!
  9. Well they do muffle a lot of farts!
  10. Yeah, after the BILLS cut or trade him!
  11. "wordsmith" a.k.a. bull ****!
  12. The smart money says he's illegal but you can't say that...Oh wait!
  13. If you dress/look like a terrorist they'll leave you alone!
  14. Must have found the pics of Susan and the horse!
  15. The Bermuda Triangle-in honor of Chuck Knox's 3-4 defense. Just don't take the boat there!
  16. I don't think so, but who could say now? There's no way to tell IF he will start, and IF so, how many games and what are the results?
  17. Nothing like shoveling a little "climate change!"
  18. K MART could have used that in their "Ship Your Pants" commercial. Far more believable!
  19. Lucky they settled on the '94 shot, a more recent jail pic likely wouldn't fit, so then we'd have to acquit.
  20. Maybe for being stupid! He's 18 and still in HS?
  21. I'll bet the low life's hatred for Brits & non-Muslims never came up in his Immigration interview!
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