Reminds me of an old joke.
Little kid goes to his/her daddy. Asks, "Why do people go to heaven feet first?" The dad asks why the child would think this, and the child responds, "Well, I heard a lot of screaming last night. When I peaked into yours and mommy's bedroom, I saw mommy on the bed with her feet in the air screaming, 'Oh God! I'm Coming!' She would have gone too if you were not on top of her daddy!"