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Draconator

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  1. Ohtani will be traded to a National League team, so no homerun record. It's the Angel's way.
  2. My bed is my happy place. For a number of reasons
  3. I'm shocked I didn't win an award for most drunk during the offseason. Shocked I tell ya
  4. I bow to your greatness of intellect. Seriously
  5. Will he now say "I love you Dan Jones" in the tunnel on the way to the field?
  6. Such a legendary voice
  7. Nope
  8. Inspirational story. Just wonderful.
  9. For the record your honor, excessive daily diarrhea to where I had to see a Gastroenterologist and be prescribed prescription Metamucil to control it. Did the tests to see what may be causing it, tests all came back negative. Just the way the good lord made me.
  10. On a good day I'm pooping 3 times in 20 minutes...
  11. Close. New England gets 3 3rd round and 2 4th round comp picks in the next 2 drafts.
  12. NextManUp would be in charge of Stadium Operations. Piss troths, here we come.
  13. I'm a rookie
  14. I've only been out once this year. I'm a slacker. My wife is playing a charity tournament at Transit Valley on Monday. Color me jealous. I can see the 14th green of Bob O Link from my front yard. And Harvest Hill is just a short drive down Transit. I have no excuses, yet here I sit...
  15. Best of luck on the move!
  16. Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?
  17. So what you're saying is that you're Einstein in drag?
  18. I almost bought a SodaStream. Reg $150, was $109 during prime days.
  19. Jim Bob Cooter sounds like he had 25 kids and a reality TV show
  20. I need to know!!!
  21. It actually does
  22. All I know is when I lived in Pleasant Hill, CA, in 2007, I qualified for low-income housing assistance for my 2 bedroom. 2 bath apartment. With the low-income housing assistance, my rent was $1600. I can't imagine what it would be like today.
  23. My wife makes me use Poo-Poorui before I do the deed in the bathroom. It's a real product. Look it up.
  24. I had my rehearsal dinner at a wine bar. It was perfect.
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