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That was an incredible pun if you meant it that way. And, no, let's hope not. Sabres are NOT unveiling anything in time for the draft (tomorrow). The thinking is they'll wait until closer to the season (maybe right before training camp?) to help get people fired up about the team when the town is usually more focused on football (though how could that possibly be a problem now given the state of each team?). It's the "modified" in "modified blue and gold" that concerns me. I don't want Penguins gold or (now) Ducks bronze. Buffalo's idea of gold is yellow.

That probably wasn't the best UC, but the Barney gag made it all worthwhile.

I linked to the five pictures directly. Problem solved. I feel less stupid now.

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Oops, my bad. Here: Pic #1 2 3

Wow, the first batch of new NHL jerseys for the 2006-2007 are out and they are not pretty. Ducks = Penguins + some Flyers sprinkled in? Linkage May take a minute to load. Who did the Sabres hire to do their new ones? It wasn't the same guy was it?

That's a decent logo if it's just a wordmark. The Sabres have something similar. I saw another new logo of theirs that was more like a crest with an actual duck in it. Looked decent. It really all depends on the uniforms they end up stitched to.

Happy Birthday Threesome!!! (Wait, what? )

I meant the new blue and gold stuff (referenced briefly in my Ducks link), but yeah, all the new NHL goodies for every team come out later in the year. Clements22: Here's another link to the front page of the website. My first link still works for me, but try this one anyway and it's the first thing you see. Link.

I was about the post that same link. Though you may want to wait for the new stuff. The word now is that it is pushed back further into the summer and closer to the next season (near training camp?). Meanwhile, the new Ducks logo leaked a couple days ago. New Ducks Not bad. I *think* it's better than what they have now. Notice the "D" is a webbed foot, and that's something I didn't see coming. Word on the rest of the uniform is black and orange, maybe with green and gold (?).

Congrats to the Canes for taking 7 games to beat a back-up goalie after taking 7 games to beat an AHL defense. Let's sweep this one under the rug. This championship, like both of the Florida Marlins championships, won't even seem real in less than a year. It'll be like "Oh, yeah, that's right. I guess they did win last year..." And if most of Raleigh doesn't care, then why should I?

Still the best movie I've seen in the past few years. "He left a calling card..." Damn, Batman Continues (?) can't get here soon enough. Also, for Click, I agree that it's basically impossible to imagine Kate Beckinsale as a normal American mom and housewife. What is the conflict in that movie? If you have a nice family with Kate Beckinsale, your life is better than that of 99.99% of the people on earth automatically. Who needs a magic remote control?

Good one!

Will never happen. And I don't see any point in spending my 20's and 30's in a part of the world run by retards. NYC can survive just about every bad policy Albany whips up because it's NYC, one of the biggest of the big cities in the world. Meanwhile, the rest of the state is devastated and no one can figure out why. But I'm sure everything will get better one Elliot Spitzer is elected and hires more state workers.

What was so promising about him? The guy didn't even vote all that much when he was in the Senate. The guy is fresh in my mind for using personal injury lawyer talk in a presidential campaign. Anyone who says "My opponents may care about insurance companies, but we care about people" makes my skin crawl.

Does anyone care anymore?

Can anyone in the Republican party put that together? Can they recruit Jesse Jackson for that purpose? "Stay out of the Bushes. There's more with Gore!" [/Nightmare from 2000]

Nothing that Keith Olbermann could say could surprise me at this point. He could devote an entire week of his show to talking about how his real name is Emperor Mary and that the Earth is about to be destroyed by a bunch of aliens (led by Karl Rove) and how he's building a space ship in his backyard to fight the aliens and my response would be "I wonder what Keith Olbermann is trying to build a spaceship out of. Cardboard?" In other news, Jack Cafferty is still on TV for some reason.

1. I don't need "all these Hollywood hotties." I'm all about Mandy Moore. Those other broads can take a hike. 2. I can't make my move yet because I need to let Mandy get jerked around by a bunch of rich Hollywood dirtbags for a while. That way, she'll really appreciate me when I finally do swoop in because I'm not a scumbag (relatively speaking). 3. Yes, I do understand that #2 means the Mandy Moore I end up with will be a used up, older, sloppy seconds version of MM, but !@#$ it, life is hard. In a perfect world, she'd have grown up next door to me, been the exact same age as me, and we'd have been getting in on in high school. But for some reason God has been mad at me my whole life and instead of making Mandy Moore my next door neighbor and letting the Bills win the Super Bowl and the Sabres win the Stanley Cup, He made sure that none of that stuff happens. So yeah that's just great. Yes, I do understand that #3 makes me sound like a crazy person.

I actually heard about it a couple days ago (obviously I monitor the situation closely). One step closer to making Mandy my bride. I figure I'm only like one or two years away.

The funniest part is that the guys doing the spanking are wearing masks (one was wearing what looked like a surgical mask).

Yes. I really don't feel bad about !@#$ing up a couple planets to keep the species going. Hell, if we decide to blow up a planet just for the fun of it, I'm on board for that too.

Taste like crab. Talk like people.

True, and I'm not the biggest basketball fan. But I have seen incredibly exciting basketball games, which is something I really can't say for soccer. Last year's NBA Finals were awesome.