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Sal Capaccio said Oliver was playing ping pong in the the locker room while wearing the boot. Do with that information what you will.

Apparently it was a roll-through practice for Oliver

Why do we even have defensive players at this point? 😩

Too much tushing and not enough pushing.

We lived in one dimension until February 6th, 2025. In that universe, Kyle Hamilton blocks that kick and the Bills lose. It happens that way in 100% of simulations. But when Josh Allen won the MVP award, we unknowingly entered some new dimension. Buckle up — it's going to be a weird year.

Didn't Anquan Boldin pull the same move on us?

Well, that list would include Josh Allen, Matt Milano, James Cook, Dion Dawkins, Spencer Brown, Taron Johnson... should I keep going?

I like that we're talking about slow starts but not remembering that Lamar Jackson also did not play this preseason, and that the Ravens started 0-2 last year after a week 1 loss on primetime against the team that bounced them from the playoffs and a very bad loss against the hapless Raiders in week 2.

Can we send Kindcaid instead of Shakir? I know Cowboys superfan Skip Bayless was big mad that the Bills drafted him ahead of the Cowboys.

Based on recent returns, I'd be cool with Beane not having another 1st round draft pick for 3 years.

They're better than most of the other ones that were revealed today, but still pretty meh.

this is so absurd. Aren’t they going to have to at least identify the body part on the injury report before week 1? they will... but not until the first injury report is due on September 3rd.

Cannot wait for the Franklin Gore Jr. hype train next summer.

This is fine. He's here to be a mentor for Cole. Nothing to be alarmed about whatsoever.

And end scene. Well done, everyone.