The Senator

5. PayMe Peters petulant protest put him far behind the rest of the team and the league in conditioning and general game-readiness. Fat Boy is showing why he's not worth a penny more the the Bills are paying him now, as his selfish holdout continues to cost himself and the team. Guy can't run-block for schit, and he places Edwards in a perilous position on every down.

'bout the only thing fat, outa-shape slacker forgot to add was "Pay Me - NOW!"

jason peters sucked oh how jason peters sucked no raise for jason

You mean 'PayMe' Peters got beat again? What a surprise.

f k you miami f k all you miami f ks go eat schit and die

Is this some kinda bust?

'Fat Blowhard Executive Vice President of Football Operations'? Hard to fit that on a business card

Oh...I thought you were counting the days 'til my birthday GO BILLSSS!!!! 18 and 1 baby!!!!!

Thanks - I need to have my Flutie jersey changed to Losman.

Happy Natal Anniversaries to all! Cheers

Well I'm certainly not one of the naysayers, Hazed, but I still have something to say... That girl in your avatar is gonna have serious back trouble when she gets older. 18 and 1 baby!!! GO BILLSSS!!!! PosLUSZny!!!!!

here ya go ollie... link thread goes on for 8 pages before guy reveals himself on page 9, hence my reference to 'russell' in this thread. that one had folks going pretty good, including me - this one was just mimicry, which most realized pretty quickly GO BILLSSS!!!! 18 and 1 baby!!!!!

Only 'cause you saw it 3 hours before I did, Ollie - I think many, if not most, saw it as an obvious albeit inferior ripoff of the fake-Raiders-troll thread a few weeks ago... GO BILLSSS!!!! PosLUSZny!!!!!

Faced with a situation as serious and as dangerous as the one you describe? I would probably go to a football fan board and seek the advice of a bunch of anonymous bloggers.

Happy Natal Anniversaries!!!! PosLUSZny!!!!!

In order - Pearl Street Grill & Brewery Bada Bing Jack Devine's

I believe the adage is "Tall fences make good neighbors" - and an even taller fence might have prevented the errant toss from landing in the old biddy's yard! You should get your own mean junkyard dog, feed it a diet of raw meat, then watch all those whippersnappers cower in fear and cross the street as they approach your house.

That you again, 'Russell'? This thread it too ridiculous to take seriously - ain't no such thing as 'Tuna-Safe' Dolphin... BuffTown's Superbowl Bound Bills 84 Southern Florida's Pathetic Little Dickless Homosexual Sea Mammals 0 GO BILLSSS!!!! 18 and 1 baby!!!!!

And worry about the alums when we stop writing the checks - because of us, you never had to sleep in U-Hall 2. Will you be sleeping out for hockey tix at Lynah? It's a bitchin' good time. Got Niagara U. twice, but looks like it during intercession?

My advice to you, as it is to all young idealists - listen more, talk less. When you listen, you learn; when you talk, you simply reveal all that you don't know. Good luck down there - it's one of the easier Ivies to get in, and probably the toughest to finish. You really should be at Uris right now, instead of here. GO BIG RED!!!!

Arafat redeemed? de Klerk? What you say reveals what you know.

Holy crap, remind me to put a stop on that last check to Cornell - the place has obviously gone to sh-- since Fred Marcham, L. Pearce Williams, and Walter LaFeber held court there. You are actually making the argument that you 'CANNOT with good conscience' vote for someone who IS qualified because you think his running mate is unqualified, therefore you WILL in good conscience vote for someone equally unqualified as that running mate you eschew? (Palin is unqualified and could become President, so instead of voting for McCain, who IS qualified, I'll just vote for an equally unqualified 2-term state senator instead?) Help me understand the logic - you know McCain's qualified, but Palin could become president, so instead of voting for the qualified guy, you'd vote for someone no more qualified than Palin? Please tell me you're a 'Hotelie' - I'll be less worried about what's going on down there.

That is absolutely untrue - you are both MR. DUMASS!!! All 100 % of Bills fans are Canadiens, because Buffalo is part of Lower Canada - it's in CANADA you DUMASS!!!!

Thanks for attacking my beliefs - I happen to like Darien Lake. You may equate standing in long lines to hell, while I equate a nice water-slide to eternal happiness. I don't judge you for your beliefs, so don't judge me for mine, OK?

So, 10 or 12 posts and several vodkas later, I'm sure glad we solved that puzzle... Unless you're crashing at Hammer's house, buy the $3.50 all-day pass!!!!