The Senator

Finally! A statement we can all agree with. What made the light bulb suddenly go on? Phuck Jason Peters.

If he holds out, he's gone. Bet on it.

Someone - anyone - who blocks better than this... Right this way, Abram - he's over there...

Or, his trade value just went up. If he and his ass hole agent pull the holdout crap again, trade the !@#$er.

We may have a chance if Hamdan starts - otherwise, I think we'll get crushed.

Or, the Bills have ammo to demand a bunch of draft picks for the a-hole.

This one's even better - about 25% larger... Link 'Course, it doesn't sport the $200 Bills' paint job.

Probably not - not with a dorky face like this.... Dork Face

Really good? He's been absolutely stellar... What? Me block?

Roger Goodell needs to get the message loud and clear - I propose we all boycott the Pro Bowl.

Nobody, but nobody, sez 'mutherphucker' quite like Marv.

It's the custom paint job that adds another $200+ Shopzilla Of course, the Bills are worth it.

Problem is that PayMe Peters and his dickhead agent - Peckerhead Parker - will site the Pro Bowl selection as grounds for next season's inevitable holdout. OTOH, it probably does increase FatBoy's trade value.

Yeah, I was particularly impressed with how the fat tub of goo 'manhandled' 200 lb. Abram Elam... This way to the QB

So FatBoy is kinda like Clarence Thomas - even though he sleeps through plays, he's got a lifetime appointment!

Un-phucking-believable... Link Call it 'The Peters Principle'

No, he's supposed to block him. That's what 'pro bowlers' who want to hold out, renegotiate annually, and be the highest paid OL on the team are supposed to do. Just get in his way for a second, instead of wave as he blows by. Elam wasn't 'moving laterally' until he blew by Peters, which happened when FatBoy jumped out of his way instead of throwing a block... Watch again

Are you phucking kidding, or just blind? Elam was past professional bowler PayMe Peters about a nano-second after the snap - Watch again If FatBoy holds that block for even a moment, instead of waving as Elam blows by the fat phuck, he doesn't chase Losman down totally unimpeded and strip the ball, and JP has time to execute the play. Christ, Fatso has about a 180# weight advantage - just fall down in front of the guy if you're too damned lazy to block or run. Sorry - this one's all on Peters, the 'pro bowler'.

Never. Take the best D-back available.

WRONG! It's funny every time. Every single time. Even funnier is your claim to have extra-sensory powers, and the ability to predict what PayMe Peters would have done! Where do I get me one of those crystal balls? (Your knack for hyperbole is almost as funny - 3000 posts sine 2003, yet I made the joke 10,000 times??? )

I think you're on the right track - RW will reach out to Marv, & Marv will be our next coach.

NO! NO!!! Peters is a pro bowler. We need to lock him up long term with a great big raise.

Who the hell is Noone, and how do you know what he thinks?

Don't you blaspheme! Jason Peters is the bestest, most important player on this team.

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