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#1 - All officials start the game with three flags. If they have no flags at the end of the game, they don't get paid. #2- Officials have proximity sensors that detect other officials. If they come within 10 feet of each other for more than 5 seconds, they get shocked. #3- All stadiums have a replay room with multiple interactive screens. Every game will have one person in this room with a cooler of beer (in vino veritas) that can overturn scoring plays, turnovers, sideline calls and completions. If the person in the booth cannot find a reason to turn the play over before the ball is snapped for the next play, then the game goes on with no further interruptions. There will be no more nonsense about officials viewing hooded screens on sidelines or stopping the game at any time to pore over the minutia of a call. If it can't be decided in 30 seconds, the call on the field stands. #4- All fans that whine about officiating will now be given a straw. So they can suck it the **** up.
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I agree in the first game he was headhunting to excess and possibly deserved a fine for it. But when you're digging full tilt like that across a field, desperate to get to a spot to save a game, you are not in control of your body to the point where you can hit a moving target with a specific part of your body. You are just trying to hit everything you can with whatever you can and try to knock a ball loose. I had no problem with the flag for his crown being out front, but suggesting he be suspended for selling out to make a game-saving play is a bridge too far for me.
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Jordan Phillips released by Dallas; now has resigned with the Bills.
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So we're bringing him in as a PT to teach our guys how to recover from wrist injuries? Better than putting a uniform on him I suppose. -
If we're putting all 4 of Baylon Spector and Cam Lewis and Dorian Williams and Damar Hamlin out there, then yes we probably are. If we're putting Taron Johnson, Terrel Bernard and Matt Milano out there instead, that game will look very, very different.
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Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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In the reg season, yes In the playoffs, no (cuz the OT rule is different) -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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they're gassed. But Mahomes does them a favor. -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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Worthy running away from the pile -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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Your theory that teams outstupid themselves against the Chiefs continues to obtain. -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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wtf is he thinking? -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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Why are you still up? Sucker! -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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He's already drawing up the 2pnt conversion for Baker -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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We literally saw the guys knee buckle -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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I looked for that ripple you usually see up the calf with an Achilles but didn't see anything. -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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Could be. I was thinking possible meniscus? -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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I was looking for it and didn't see it in hte back of his leg. -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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Goddamnit, would you bastards quit making me look up sex shlt?! -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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Yeah, he's kind of gone from devastating weapon to reliable tool the last year and half, imo. -
Kansas City/Tampa Bay on Monday Night Football
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Hey, no bills talk in other teams' game threads!