Simon

He's pretty rich; it's probably a very expensive computer 🤷‍♂️

Played regularly in Western PA and Ohio as well. It's pretty much the only card game I ever really play. That's a new one for me; we have always used the 6 and the 4.

I have no doubt I could complete five passes. Three are going to be jump balls to Calvin Johnson, two are going to be jet screens and I'm ultimately going to be taken off on a cart with a shredded hamstring after trying to run down a LB on my 23rd interception. Good call; forgot about swimming. I'm 100% comfortable in the water; I own multiple kayaks, can ski, snorkel, etc but if I had to swim more than the width of the Allegheny there is a 50/50 chance I'm drowning.

I've had the (mis?)fortune of starting in a competitive league both with and against several former NFL players. I am 100% convinced that the vast majority of folks have no idea whatsoever of the true size of that gulf in athleticism between them and us. The first time I realized that there were guys that weighed 100+ lbs more than me that I could not run down on my best day was unbelievably humbling.

I've been pretty solid at every sport I've ever tried, even wrestling guys with 50 lbs on me. But for some reason, I cannot hit a baseball worth a damn. Opposite field singles followed by stolen bases was pretty much the best I could do. 🤷‍♂️

He'd left his feet on the aborted shot and given up his dribble. They probably would have called him for travelling if he'd grabbed it.

This is simply not true

It's dependent on the route and in that video reel, he played every single ball exactly like he was supposed to.

This is about the last thing you should be looking for since they are coached to play those routes exactly like Revel is doing.

That may have been the worst-shooting half of this tournament. We can sort of excuse FL because everybody's first contact with Houston's defense seems to look like this. I have no idea what is up with those 20lb bricks the Cougars are throwing around, though. 🤷‍♂️

Damn, they're really letting them play, aren't they? Awesome.......

You're welcome. I'd ask what kinds of things you do for others in this world, but we both already know there's no answer to that. 🤷‍♂️

Classy. Are you the guy that shows up at little league games and screams at kids about how much they suck? Or are you no longer allowed at the park?

It ended up being about a bunch of Frosh getting outveteraned by a crew of Jrs and Srs being managed by one of the best coaches to ever do it.

Totally off-topic but I'm reminded of a good Ochocinco story. One of his former OC's in Cincinnati says that Chad used to occasionally call him at like 3:00am and just say "Coach, I'm open!", then hang up.

This is the perfect response, whether you were trying to be funny or not

You don't know enough about corner play to know how gawdawful his technique was last year (and frankly, has always been). He was barely a good enough athlete before to flip his hips or stay low on his slide step and the calculated gambles he used to take have devolved into nothing more than guesses that he can no longer recover from. Everybody that knows what to look for can see it, which is why nobody in the NFL has offered him a contract and he's currently begging for the Bills to resign him. You can pretend you know what you're looking at and that everybody else doesn't, but you don't.

Rasul Douglas' repeated problems in coverage last year had absolutely zero to do with anybody else on the field.

Kevin Bacon has to be Ken O'Brien though...

Respect... 🤙

Morning coffee at 10:00? What are you, a banker ? - )