RobbRiddick

Come on boys, let's stimulate our balls while she squeals

It had the opposite effect on Travis. Taylor Swift was not happy that night

"No sir, we are not related"

Wasn't someone on this board complaining in the offseason that Bishop looked too young or too pretty to be tough?

Phins 15 Bills 9 all FGs. none if us are expecting that

Wow, he's collecting babies the way the Jets are collecting 1st round picks

Sanchez will soon announce that he's going into therapy, he will then get hired by ESPN as all is always forgiven when you go into therapy. Sex addiction is a popular one now. Lots of famous people have sex addiction. I just got told I had a filthy mind, but then again my sister in law is no shrink

I just told my pet lab about this and he was disgusted. said he's going to write a book about it to increase awareness of messing with nature

As you used voice to text, I decided to read the post using text to voice so I now picture you as looking like Stephen Hawking

Wow, great story and very brave of you to speak out on this stuff, many people don't. The brain is a strange, strange thing. No one really knows how it truly works and when you actually think about what's going on in them with memories and creativity and dreams and whatnot it can actually freak you out. No wonder there are so many scientists who believe this is all an AI simulation. I just wish the b*stard programming it could let the Bills win the Super Bowl

that's crazy. one day you're recovering a punt for a TD on national tv, 4 days later you're gone. Terrible

I would use him for a Hail Mary at the end of a game or first half. Just tell him to run Forrest run

Constipated huh?

Today feels like when you're young and get all ready to go out to a party, your head filled with fantasies of going home with the girl you've lusted after for a year, then the night ends with you drunkenly eating a burger while she goes home with the guy you've always hated. Not that is ever happened to me or anything. I always had pizza

If I was Beane I'd sign Cooper to a 1 day contract just so he could retire a Bill. Imagine how apes*t everyone would go

Oh he's going to the Chiefs 100%. it's inevitable

Brandon Beane telling his staff in the morning about all the jerkoffs on TBD thinking he would make a move before the deadline "And then they were convinced I'd go after Williams!"

Well the Cowboys are in win now mode...

I'm bashing away at the refresh key so aggressively my wife just called from the other room to ask if I have my private browser open again

when life gives you Samuels, make Deebos

Jets fans will mostly be happy about this

Van Miller was like listening to a wise older friend telling you a great story. Chris Brown is like someone using a chopstick to force cat s**t into your ear canals

I always loved him. I thought he was a great announcer. If I had to describe him and the other great ones in one word it would be fluid. I guess that has a different meaning these days but they just have a flow to what they said where it didn't feel forced or like they were just talking for the sake of it. Their voices perfectly synched with what was happening, and they even made the bad games watchable because they knew how to keep things interesting. al Michaels was great at that. I used to watch all the MNF games even if they were blowouts because I just loved hearing how he described what was going on. Madden was the same for me, although I was never a huge fan of Summerall. But when I see old clips of those thanksgiving games with Madden talking, to me that is football. Or clips of the AFC championship game intros with endberg talking to merlin Olsen, same thing. I miss that stuff the way I miss the old stadiums So many of the announcers now sound like they're TRYING too hard, but maybe that's my age and the kids now will one day be talking about how good Chris Brown was the way we talk about Van Miller...