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That woman deserves her revenge. And we deserve to die.

Hey, we play the Browns on the December 21, so he can expect a visit from the unwise men

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acq... sorry, wrong Bill

I got that beat

You could see Torrence thinking “when the f*** is he going to let me speak?”

Run for president and you can do it in a few months. None of the above!

That's a good question. But to get there you have to decide how many true franchise QBs there are. I mean how many guys would you say "here is a player you could take and build a team around and him being on the field will get you X amount of extra wins"? Obviously Mahomes, Allen, Jackson and Burrow. Then some of the younger guys possibly who still aren't fully proven like Bo and Daniels. But there are plenty of guys with franchise QB contracts I don't consider true franchise QBs. A few older vets like Stafford. Dak to me is the one that comes to mind. Plenty of people love him, and when he's on he's great but so often I see him and think he's pretty pedestrian. Goff has been great the last few years but is he really a franchise QB? I love Baker and defended him a lot here when people were writing him off but again, not sure he's true franchise QB material. Lawrence is in no way shape or form a franchise QB, other than his contract. Tua actually proved something when you see how bad that offense is without him. He's a system QB who runs that system perfectly in the right conditions but we all know what happens in bad weather and when he has to improvise. He's like a comedian who is great when he's sticking to a script someone else has written but goes to pieces when he has to ad lib.

Does this man look sensitive to you?

Jets fans are still crying about not giving up a bucket of draft picks for him.

Im very excited to see this defensive front, especially Landon Jackson. also looking forward to mad max getting an interception and then showing his speed on the return. and interested to see how Moore looks with Josh throwing him the ball

Who would have thought the big ginger smug multi millionaire was untrustworthy. He always seems so sincere when he hugs the players on draft day

Damn. If my right arm stopped working I'd never get any sex

This is the part I've been wondering about the most. For years we've heard people say that they've been amassing an army who have been waiting to get the "execute order 66" message. Now we will find out if that's true or not. I hope to god it isn't

Or when you’re in it

“Every great night’s sleep starts with Hailee’s legs wrapped around my head”

Chiefs fans will be wailing into the abyss at this. "Disrespect", "how many rings do the other 3 have", "more motivation for Pat" etc.

Oh you can. I've met several women in Vegas who do it all the time

I just watched that for 40 minutes thinking "wow, they're spending a long time examining his knee" then I realized twitter plays videos on a loop

Who was in charge of counting the votes, Beavis and Butthead?

A lot of suspect brown envelopes being passed under that table

I was lucky. managed to get seats in the Takeo Spikes section for only 30 dollars

I've watched the 13 seconds game a couple of times but I always turn it off when the Bills take the lead for the last time. I've now convinced myself that we won. In fact we won the Super Bowl that season. I even photoshopped a picture of Josh Allen holding the trophy and wrote an entire postgame analysis which I pasted over a page from NFL.com. The key to any good lie is the details.

Jesus, I'm dumb. I thought why is Tom Brady impressed with Andy Dalton living in Carolina all offseason?